3D Printed Jesus Mecha Christ Transformer

What would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

Jesus Mecha Christ!

Jesus Mecha Christ (so satisfying to type!) is a 3D-printed toy which you can either buy in kit form or ready-assembled on Etsy and which is a transforming model of crucified Jesus which, with a few deft twists and turns, transforms into a robot warrior. If you have a 3D printer you can even download your own files and print your own – if it weren’t so blasphemous to suggest, we’d say this would be God’s work.

Jesus Mecha Christ!

Jesus Mecha Christ!

Jesus Mecha Christ!

We want one of these more than we ever wanted anything we have previously featured on this site (but not, to be clear, enough to actually pay the asking price).



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  1. Gee Zuss July 26, 2021

    Lol. I don’t think this is what Paul meant by “putting on the armor of God,” but I like it.

  2. Anonymous July 27, 2021

    All the glory of the lord. BUT METAL!!!

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  4. RETURN TO JESUS August 4, 2021

    This is blasphemous

  5. robert September 21, 2021

    i want one

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