“Edible Anus” Company Makes Chocolate Buttholes, And People Are Actually Buying Them

Edible Anus” preservative-free Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK. The company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them.

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Would you eat this chocolate candy?

Impressed? Want to join these happy customers? No worries, get some on Amazon.

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  1. Anonymous June 3, 2020

    This is such an amazing slow pitch, I just can’t think of anything to add. Great pics!

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  2. (_(_) June 4, 2020

    But geez …

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  3. Anonymous June 4, 2020

    Butt geez …

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  4. Anonymous June 4, 2020

    Chocolate starfish

  5. Lurking Coward June 4, 2020

    Where do I insert the “Tastes like ass!” joke?

  6. John June 4, 2020

    Ease up Burlo, get your ass off your shoulders.

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  7. John June 4, 2020

    I was asking, I was telling. But thanks for responding!

  8. CJ June 4, 2020

    Betcha can’t eat just one.

  9. Anonymous June 4, 2020

    Our chances of ever being considered an enlightened society are doomed.

  10. Anonymous June 5, 2020

    sigh, when I eat chocolate it just goes to my ass

  11. zeph June 7, 2020

    Well, if this isn’t the end of civilization, I don’t know what is! Let us now eat hummingbirds’ tongues on toast, and quaff mead out of lead gobblets, while Rome (and every other place) burns!

  12. Anonymous June 8, 2020

    All tastes catered for apart from vanilla.

  13. Anonymous June 8, 2020

    i am so damn sick of the world getting worse by the millisecond. all certain people have to do is try to make up disrespectfull, ignorant,stupid, and downright disgusting things to either get attention—-or—-quench their thirst for the lust of money. sick sick sick of it—-why did CLASSY, TASTEFULL,AND VERY MEANINGFULL THINGS STOP? ohhhh wait i know—-we are letting satan take over—————ENOUGH!!! IF YOU CANT PRODUCE ANYTHING CLEAN,CLASSY AND DESCENT —-THEN DONT EVEN WASTE OUR TIME.

  14. Anonymouse June 9, 2020

    Ah, c’mon Anonymous. There’s space in your brave new world for ‘frivolous’ surely?

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