Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!

Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

If you want to place this on your lawn, you can get on Etsy for a low, low price of $3500.

16 thoughts on “Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!”

  1. I can’t determine if I’m more impressed by the artistic level of detail or grossed out. Having had teenagers, I’m well aware of the human tick experience, and it ain’t pretty.

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  2. This is some seriously allegoric millenial art, as subtle and cutting edge artistically as a Karen screaming at a manager at Starbucks.

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