Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!

Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

Giant baby tick hybrid.

If you want to place this on your lawn, you can get on Etsy for a low, low price of $3500.

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  1. Anonymous January 12, 2022

    Well, THAT’s absolutely disgusting.

  2. Submit January 12, 2022

    I can’t determine if I’m more impressed by the artistic level of detail or grossed out. Having had teenagers, I’m well aware of the human tick experience, and it ain’t pretty.

  3. Pickles January 12, 2022

    Gosh, this will look divine at my garden party!

  4. Your Name Here January 12, 2022

    just no

  5. Anonymous January 13, 2022

    I’m buying a breeding pair.

  6. DD January 13, 2022

    gross, gross, gross, where can I buy it?

  7. Burt Reynolds. January 13, 2022

    This is some seriously allegoric millenial art, as subtle and cutting edge artistically as a Karen screaming at a manager at Starbucks.

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  8. Typewriter January 14, 2022

    The tick has an ear to the ground and wants to know what are you tocking about?

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  9. Stinky Wizzleteats January 14, 2022

    I’m guessing the purpose of that is to frighten everything out of your yard

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  10. Anonymous January 15, 2022

    Pure nightmare fuel. Handy to keep trick or treaters away though.

  11. Somebody we used to know January 16, 2022

    I’m gonna have nightmares that’s all I can say.

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