Hard Truths From Baby Hippos

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Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering hard truths personally and let one of these adorable baby hippos deliver the devastating message for you!

Your body will turn to shit long before you die.

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Nobody is actually too busy to respond to you.

Some people have good reasons for not liking you.

Work hard and your dreams may still not come true.

Cheaters often prosper.

Looks matter.

Your friends will talk behind your back at times.

The world owes you absolutely nothing.

You're unique. Just like everyone else.

If somebody else can do something, it doesn't mean that you can, too.

You will never know what your loved ones really think of you.

In 200 years no one will remember your name.

Not everyone has a soulmate.

Just because you're busy doesn't mean you're accomplishing something.

Your parent(s) are getting old.

Life of others will continue without you.

Your flaws don't make you beautiful, they make you flawed.

Your dog will die someday and you will have to bear the pain.

You can't make someone love you.

You can't fix everything that goes wrong in your life.

Just because you acknowledge a problem, doesn't automatically solve it.

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  1. Anonymous September 21, 2020

    And yet in every image, I see a baby nurtured by its mother.

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  2. Anonymous September 22, 2020

    Just talked to the mother hippo. She doesn’t love the baby, she just feels obligated to fulfill its needs lest she be judged by her peers.

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  3. Anonymous September 22, 2020

    My dog won’t die because I don’t have a dog, ha!

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  4. Anonymous September 24, 2020

    Hard truth to a baby hippo: You will probably be killed by a predator, disease, or another hippo long before reaching adulthood.

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  5. Morpheus80085 September 27, 2020

    Neo, follow the white rabbit, not the gray hippo.

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  6. Anonymous September 27, 2020

    Well now, that was depressing!

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  7. DaFatWeasel September 28, 2020

    Now I’m afraid of baby hippos. Thanks, S & U

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  8. Iliketacos2010 December 11, 2020

    When I see the baby hippo:awww
    When I see the truth:I knew that since I was 8 when my dad got ill
    Life is hard. Baby hippos are off subject.

  9. Anonymous December 17, 2020

    what part of this, other than the baby hippos, is supposed to be cute? i searched “aww”, got this, and it was awful!

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