Awkward 1970s Male Fashion

1970s was a weird time. Music album covers were ridiculous, haircuts were weird, and rockstars loved really tight pants. Featured below are the finest examples of male fashion from that era. Warning: you may need some eyebleach after seeing this.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

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Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

Awkward 1970s male fashion.

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  1. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    The horror, the horror, my eyes hurt

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  2. Tom Seggie January 23, 2020

    where is the ‘vomit’ emoji??

  3. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    in times of selfies and mobile cameras, in 50 years time can be you wearing today’s fashion….
    be careful

  4. Gregory January 23, 2020

    I’ve been through the 70s and never saw a man wearing crocheted anything.

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  5. The Lurking Coward January 23, 2020

    Having grown up in The Decade That Taste Forgot (1970s), I can attest to the actual existence of these so-called fashions. It was a hideous visual assault. Sundays were the worst when everyone would wear their “hip” fashions. Blech!

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  6. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    Because one is enough, when it’s you.
    Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax.
    Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got… you’re a walking turn-on.
    And treats your body as well as she does.

    Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue.
    Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come.
    Designed with your desires in mind… she’ll eat you alive in it.

    The Big Zip in 50% polyester / 50% cotton.
    Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black.
    Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel.

    Are you man enough to fill it?”

  7. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    Just WOW! Look what almost happened to the world. Yikes!

  8. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    Twice this week I could say Be still my heart 😅😂🤣🤔🤫🤫

  9. The Real Anon January 23, 2020

    I am somewhat ashamed to admit, I am in those photos. I used to be a fashion “model” for men’s clothes, it was a short-lived job, and every time these pics pop up, I cringe.

    No, I won’t tell you which one was me, but it was one of the younger blondes.

  10. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    Is that a real poncho, or a Sears poncho?

  11. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    I find it homoerotic.

  12. Anonymous January 23, 2020

    Tactical Moustaches. Boo yah.

  13. Deb January 23, 2020

    God! I have thoroughly enjoyed the pics… and especially thre comments!

  14. Anonymous January 24, 2020

    Now, where do i get eyebleach??

  15. Stache January 24, 2020

    The kid with the hard hat and sandals……W. T. F. ?

  16. Jayson January 24, 2020

    Men back then looked like sexual predators.

  17. Anonymous January 24, 2020

    They don’t look, despite the hair and clothes, like a bunch of neutered creatures. They look like men with horrible fashion taste. But for one shot, they don’t look gay. As for the clothes & fashion; I was around back then and never saw those ugly style knits anywhere! Thank goodness.

  18. ButtMan January 24, 2020

    Dammmmm and I thought me wearing my Seafarer bell bottoms was pushing it lol

  19. Anonymous January 24, 2020

    Lmao

  20. God January 25, 2020

    I quite like these fashions..gay as you like!

  21. Michael Castro January 26, 2020

    Well, the physiques of underwear models sure have changed, haven’t they?

  22. Anonymous January 27, 2020

    Sorry, I was a teenager in 70’s. I never saw any guy dress like that here in Texas. Dont know where this was going on.

  23. Anonymous January 27, 2020

    I don’t have a problem with the night shirts. Men have been wearing them for centuries. As far as the thermals go, they still look the same today. But the rest of it is just plain awful.

  24. Anonymous January 31, 2020

    So.much.orange!
    😵

  25. Anonymous February 1, 2020

    I remember the ceiling carpets, no really, ceiling carpets

  26. Anonymous March 31, 2020

    That one-piece white suit though…

  27. Anonymous April 2, 2020

    This and Boogie Oogie Oogie spawned punk, thankfully.

  28. Anonymous April 6, 2020

    Because nothing says ‘sexy hunk’ so well as a zigzag-patterned crocheted poncho.

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