You Can Actually Get 3D Wolf Underwear Because That’s Just Where We Are At Now

In today’s episode of “Yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your bulge into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving a 3D look to it.

The manliest man ever.

Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your SO in relations as you sniff her rear end with your snout. Ya it’s getting a little weird, but we’re just gonna go with it… No longer will your package be confined to the straight lining of regular underwear, with these wolf undies you have the room of an entire wolf snout to let your business literally hang out and consume as much room in your briefs as needed!

Wolf boxer briefs.

Just be aware, if your package isn’t up to snuff, it may end up looking like a pug or an ewok of some sort.

3D wolf boxer briefs.

If you want to feel like the leader of the pack, you can get these boxer briefs on Amazon. We’ve heard they love people who spend money on stupid stuff over there.

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  1. Pickles August 13, 2021

    Sweetie, put your pants back on.

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  2. Anonymous August 13, 2021

    Never cry wolf, people will stop believing you.

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  3. Anonymous August 13, 2021

    Oh yeah, guys who wear briefs like these are going to be real popular with the ladies.

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  4. Boise Ed August 13, 2021

    Boxer briefs? Boxers are loose undershorts and briefs are tighty whities, providing some support. WTF are these boxer briefs?

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  5. Anonymous August 14, 2021

    Is it available in “pug” instead? Asking for a friend…

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  6. Cat in a shitty toilet August 17, 2021

    “Because that’s just where we are now” oh absolutely

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  7. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    Woof woof!

  8. Eileen August 25, 2021

    That’s one wolf I won’t be touching.

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  9. Vinny September 11, 2021

    They need to put a snapping turtle on some female briefs

  10. ~UrMom~87% September 16, 2021

    ???

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  11. Tabbycat September 26, 2021

    Cover it up, and let him go back with the pack.

  12. Put yo pants on October 20, 2021

    Is it available in Weiner dog

  13. Shitface October 20, 2021

    I don’t think my bulge needs to be a wolf

  14. Anonymous November 3, 2021

    Bought these for my dad !! He loved them ! Looked great too ! Had a great time !

  15. Golem_ November 4, 2021

    but why the heck would we do this

  16. Golem_ November 4, 2021

    the more 3d it is, the bigger boner

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