You Can Actually Get 3D Wolf Underwear Because That’s Just Where We Are At Now

In today’s episode of “Yes, apparently this is a thing”, we have wolf boxer briefs, which essentially turn your bulge into the snout of the wolf as it protrudes outward, giving a 3D look to it.

The manliest man ever.

Make your package howl like a wolf as you engage with your SO in relations as you sniff her rear end with your snout. Ya it’s getting a little weird, but we’re just gonna go with it… No longer will your package be confined to the straight lining of regular underwear, with these wolf undies you have the room of an entire wolf snout to let your business literally hang out and consume as much room in your briefs as needed!

Wolf boxer briefs.

Just be aware, if your package isn’t up to snuff, it may end up looking like a pug or an ewok of some sort.

3D wolf boxer briefs.

If you want to feel like the leader of the pack, you can get these boxer briefs on Amazon. We’ve heard they love people who spend money on stupid stuff over there.

21 thoughts on “You Can Actually Get 3D Wolf Underwear Because That’s Just Where We Are At Now”

  1. Boxer briefs? Boxers are loose undershorts and briefs are tighty whities, providing some support. WTF are these boxer briefs?

  2. Are we really just going to ignore And gloss over this commenter?…

    “ Anonymous November 3, 2021
    Bought these for my dad !! He loved
    them ! Looked great too ! Had a great
    time ! “

    I’m sorry, incest much?

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