The Weirdest Book Titles On Amazon

From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “How To Avoid Huge Ships“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous books you can actually buy online.

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How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer

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Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

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The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas

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Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns


Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them” by Roger Welsch

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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson

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How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes

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Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch

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… P.S. Your Cat Is Dead” by James Kirkwood

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Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
Princess Bitchface Syndrome: Surviving Adolescent Girls” by Michael Carr-Gregg

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes” by Lewis Grizzard

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If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

Weird book you can actually buy on Amazon.
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano

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How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock

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Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch

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A Practical Guide to Racism” by C. H. Dalton

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Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them” by Annie Modesitt

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What If a Lion Eats Me And I Fall Into a Hippopotamus’ Mud Hole?” by Emily Hanlon

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Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague

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Extreme Ironing” by Phil Shaw

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  1. Tom F November 28, 2019

    I’m not ashamed to say I’ve ordered 6 of these books on Amazon for Christmas gifts in past 11 minutes and few others aren’t available.

  2. Bert November 28, 2019

    Brilliant idea, Tom. I’m going to order some of these, too.

  3. Stone November 28, 2019

    Was just thinking about Christmas gifts too!

  4. lorna November 28, 2019

    I own the Lewis Grizzard book.

  5. Anonymous November 28, 2019

    These are real??????

  6. Martin November 28, 2019

    I have read “Old Tractors and the men who love them” after my Dad bought a property and started looking for a vintage tractor, I read “ What if a lion eats me” to my daughters when they were young and “Princess Bitch face” was required reading when they became teens! Most Australian parents of daughters probably have a copy stashed away.

  7. Alise D. November 29, 2019

    I own “I Could Pee On This”. It was a gift from a friend

  8. Polleke P. November 29, 2019

    people commenting they read these books or own them : I dont really know if that is a good thing to tell other people…

  9. Anonymous November 30, 2019

    The first one is a completely legitimate book–big ships have been known not to be careful about small craft.

  10. Varkrom December 1, 2019

    The price on some these books is crazy.

  11. Tony Luxton December 1, 2019

    The first one is a serious book about navigation, but the comments on Amazon are hilarious.

  12. Amazon December 2, 2019

    I checked 5 by random, and all of them were dead links

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