Matt Benedetto is a product designer from Burlington, Vermont that is on a quest to design products to help solve the most difficult problems in the world… that don’t really exist. His collection of unnecessary inventions is filled with products that no one is asking for but Matt has taken it upon himself to bring these products to life anyway.
This guy is a certified genius.
His eyes !
Need a link to his Amazon store. He has solved so many important under appreciated issues in daily life.
Well, that portable cereal bowl is just stupid – what if you’re left-handed? This guy obviously needs to think a little more carefully about his inventions.
Give this guy the Nobel prize!!
That’s the best use I have seen for a 3D-Printer ever. Probably bought one and didn’t found any other use…
My kind of guy. Modern-day Monty Python. Rock on Sir!!
Jimmy Joe Bob, you just put the cereal bowl on your right wrist. I suppose you have been waiting for someone to say this. LOL!
I’d like to sell the Baguette back-pack in France. And quit working.
Tear rings :D
Genius :D :D :D
Invent on, you Edisons, you!
Now I can finally eat in private when I go out. Thanks dude!
Love them all
The sweat gutter is real and is fairly popular
The LEGO sock is genius. Having kids you know. Not only you avoid stepping on them in a hurtful way, you can go picking them up and brushing them off on a bin.
Somebody got a 3D printer for Christmas.
He got a cease and desist from crocs.
The Taco Feeder would work a lot better with burritos.
De porte baguettes!! C’est geniale!!!!
Thank goodness for a well-placed hyphen: Neckl-ice is much preferable to neck-lice!
Tear-rings would be helpful during allergy season.
A reverse lint roller is called a dog.
This is a type of art created by a Japanese artist in the 1990s. It’s called Chindogu.
Please edit your article to give proper credit to the original inventor of this art, Kenji Kawakami
Shut up, Faith. You don’t need to ruin everything. It’s a lighthearted article. Debby downer
Professor Farnsworth will nearly invent the Finglonger.
Faith, Every party needs a pooper that’s we invited you, Party-pooper! Party-pooper!!!
As for giving this fantastic fool proper recognition, I vote for him to receive the inaugural Nope-bel Prize! I’m a big fan of the eating curtain secured to the schnoz.
I think the Taco Feeder and the Curtain for Secret Eating should be marketed as a set!
He deserves a govt. grant…like a few hundred million or so. Why not ? Phhhffft.
Chindogu rules. This is a cheap rip-off.
I definitely require this curtain!
love it
will buy them
Genius!
are fricken kidding me….those lego socks are genius
I hope a museum purchases each one of these items and keeps them on permanent display.
What a brilliant artist/inventor/satirist
I really need the baguette backpack! I get anxiety if I’m not within 6″ of bread when I’m out and about. The only thing missing is a bread jack to move the bread up as one eats it.
Jimmy Joe, then wear it on the other side?????
Finally!!!!! A Spaceinator!!!! I can ride the subway in peace
I wish my eyes were that pretty
He should invent a giant Party Pooper Scooper for people like Faith.
I’ma need these to be for sale right now.
What
This is an necessary category.
This is an non-necessary category.