The Funniest Tweets About Shopping

Shopping, both online and offline, is something we do almost every day, so people have spent big chunks of their lives doing it. That’s why funny stuff is bound to happen sooner or later. Scroll down to read  some of the funniest shopping adventures and thoughts on the subject!

Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

But if I use the self checkout who will see all of the pretentious food I bought?

Amazing - overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you. I don't want any lasers touching my food."

"I'm $50 away from getting free shipping which is usually $5, but what I want is $12 so I have to spend $38 more to save money" -my brain

I once killed a man in a hit and run but the shame I felt when I told the Whole Foods cashier I didn't bring my own bag can never be matched

I like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Sure, childbirth is painful, but have you ever taken a group of tween girls to the mall?

Therapist: what do we do when we feel depressed ...? Me: add to basket... Therapist: no!!

Getting married is easy, staying married when all of your drunken midnight Amazon purchases show up on your husband’s day off is not.

How students do their online shopping

cashier at target just gave me beauty blenders for free bc the scanner wasn’t working & said “I don’t get paid enough to figure it out” that’s right king

a man in whole foods asked how i was doing and i said ok how are you and he said “it is beautiful in my soul today” and that’s why i never go to whole foods

"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco

Worst part about online shopping is getting up to get my card

No one tells you you're old. You have to come to the realization yourself while reading Amazon reviews for light bulbs

online shopping for myself like..

I've just ordered a chicken on Amazon. At the same time I ordered an egg on Ebay..... I'll keep you posted!!!

Overheard at Costco: Husband to wife: “Stay focused”

Pretty sure these aren't 32" length @ASOS

No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.

robbers stole $60,000 from a NYC Whole Foods. police don't know if the bag of apples and loaf of bread will ever be recovered.

Just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor.

My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.

online shopping for 3 hours and then closing all the tabs and not buying anything is one of my favorite hobbies

4 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Shopping”

  1. To avoid letting any supermarket tell you want you need just make a shopping list from home and stick to it.


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