Funny Illustrated Puns

Everybody loves jokes, puns, and silly drawings. So illustrator duo Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar decided to combine those three things in two books – you can get Volume 1 and Volume 2 on Amazon. Check out some of our favorites below!

USB pun.

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Brilliant pun.

Silly pun.

Dead chemist pun.

Guitar pun.

Bear pun.

Ladder pun.

Flag pun.

Dog pun.

Bison pun.

Zoo pun.

Bug pun.

Elephant pun.

Legs pun.

Then it hit me...

Signs pun.

Silly pun.

Chicken pun.

Funny pun.

Blood pun.

Clock pun.

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  1. Tea August 17, 2021

    Ba-dum-bump-kshh.
    Don’t forget to tip your server.

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  2. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    What do you call an American president responsible for getting thousands of people killed in Afghanistan, distributing thousands of COVID positive, unvaccinated illegals to cities all over the country and who fondles little girls? Nothing. We pretend none of this is happening because we’re leftists. At least he doesn’t tweet mean things that hurt people’s feelings.

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  3. Dumbass August 17, 2021

    hehe, balls

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  4. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    The duality of man

  5. TrumpAsBudDwyer August 17, 2021

    What do we call disinformation talking points errantly placed in the comments section of a humor website?

    Anonymous

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  6. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    Well seeing as American presidents have been sending troops to Afghanistan for 20 years, it’s safe to think that all of the presidents the US has had in at least the last 20 years been the same ol’ sheeit, just a different face. Old men need to be kicked in the saggy nutsacks and GTFO of Washington. Power to the vagina!

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  7. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    Disinformation talking points? Humor website? You are wrong on both counts. Just what I would expect from a Biden voter.

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  8. jon August 17, 2021

    the tide of idiots is in i see

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  9. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    jon, you are correct. At least 19 of them down-voted the post above.

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  10. Wasted Away in Fark-a-rita-ville August 17, 2021

    Biden Derangement Syndrome is a serious illness that affects thousands of people each year, and the symptoms can include: chronic butt-hurt outrage, susceptibility to misinformation and vaguely worded/sourced conspiracy theories, irritability, loss of critical-thinking skills, and–in some cases–allergic reactions to facts and logic.

    Ask your doctor today if Xanax is right for you.

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  11. Tired of your trash August 17, 2021

    Hey anon, taking break from Dailymail to spew some hate on a humor site you traitorous piece of trump trash. How unamerican of you.

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  12. Sailor August 17, 2021

    Can somebody explain the E.T. pun…?

  13. Cat in a shitty toilet August 17, 2021

    Puns.. they kill me. It’s as if they sting me like a bee. Maybe I should BEE more careful. ( NOT sorry. ;) )

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  14. Cat in a shittt toilet August 17, 2021

    @Tired of ur trash: I SO AGREE. This humor site shall never die.

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  15. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    Wow! Some of you Biden supporters seems a little sensitive. Could it be that the failure of his policies might be negatively impacting you and the cognitive dissonance is making you upset?

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  16. Tired of your trash August 17, 2021

    Wow! All of you trump supporters are snowflakes. Heavy on the flakes. Could it be that doublethink and your whole personality being wrapped up in a blanket of lies has made you crazy?

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  17. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    The Russian bots are out in full force today, they sure do hate Biden for exposing putin for what he is

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  18. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    You get em Tired! Tell that Russian bot how things are better now with Joe and Kamala in charge! Immigration is now under control, inflation is good for wages and we are finally respected in the world with an adult like Joe in charge of our foreign policy. It’ll take years to recover from all the damage that Trump did, right?

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  19. Tired of your trash August 17, 2021

    Why we are here- Humour or humor is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement
    Why you are here-The person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour inducing it to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational.
    This makes you a……
    Sh*t stirrer-noun, a person who causes problems

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  20. Anonymous August 17, 2021

    It ALMOST makes me sorry I didn’t have children. I could have made THEIR kids’ eyes roll when I showed them this batch of S&D stuff!

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  21. Me August 18, 2021

    For what (reason) is E.T. short.

    Awkward pun

  22. Anonymous August 18, 2021

    I’m here because what is happening in Afghanistan is too important to ignore. Because of Biden’s incompetence there are people there who will now be mis-gendered and not have their pronouns respected by the Taliban. I’m extremely disappointed in you for not standing against this atrocity. Sometimes I wonder if you even get it.

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  23. Concerned August 18, 2021

    I have been coming to this site for a long time to find some humour. Anonymous, if you can’t talk about what is on this site then for the sake of all of us, stay away.

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  24. Lulu August 18, 2021

    thanks for the snickers:-)

  25. Anonymous August 18, 2021

    Concerned, God forbid you have to think about the results of your vote for Biden. All of you damnable people have blood on your hands.

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  26. Anonymous August 18, 2021

    I’m with Anon. I’ve been coming to this site for years, too. I remember the anti-Trump “humor” and have yet to see anything posted about Biden. You people condemning anon for expressing his opinion need to check yourselves until you treat Biden with the same judgement you used against Trump. Have you not seen the pictures coming out of Afghanistan? This is all on you.

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  27. Wasted Away in Fark-a-rita-ville August 18, 2021

    Twenty years of conflict in Afghanistan, started by a Republican president, and four presidents (two republican, two democrat) clearly means that all of this is on the hands of Democrats.

    Screw sunk cost fallacies, or the diminishing returns of our presence, we should have stayed there *another* twenty years and sunk even more trillions into the country! Last year, when Drumpf signed the agreement with the Taliban to withdraw U.S. forces, the MAGA crowd was quick to praise the man’s “political savvy & deal making skills”.

    Wonder what changed.

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  28. NoneOfYourBusiness August 18, 2021

    Trump would not have left Americans to be tortured by the Taliban, among many other things.

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  29. Al-nonymous August 18, 2021

    Trump as Bud Dwyer???? I think someone read my comment telling them to not talk politics, and for some reason, they thought they should make that particular comment political. I guess the person was not inspired by Budd Dwyer’s actions after all. Ugh…..

    And all I want is to enjoy some nihilistic humor without having to hear politics.

  30. Dumbass August 31, 2021

    Can all of you self-appointed politicians just shut up? This is a humor site, not a debate club If you feel so inclined to spread your political ideologies, this isn’t the place to do it.

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