You Can Now Get Giant Googly Eyes For Your Car Or Bra

Googly eyes are a lot of fun, but up until now they were available only in small sizes. Great for putting on bell peppers or on your cat’s butt, but not much more. Not anymore, though! Turns out that now you can buy giant googly eyes on Amazon to give some character to your car or… make your boobs stare at people!

Googly eyes bra.

Googly eyes car.

Googly eyes car.

Googly eyes car.

Googly eyes car.

Jiggly googly eyes.

Googly eyes car.

Googly eyes car lights.

Googly eyes car.

Googly eyes bra.

Googly eyes bra.

It's looking at you!

Googly eyes on a car.

Googly eyes BMW.

Funny googly eyes car.

If you enjoy wasting money on pointless stuff, you can get these giant eyes on Amazon.

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  1. Anonymous August 18, 2021

    I like the googley-eyed bikini top. Spares guys from the “my eyes are up here” lecture.

  2. Tim August 21, 2021

    If you want them to look at your tits (and you do), just take your top off.

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  3. Boise Ed August 21, 2021

    They look really great on the barn-door Miata NAs.

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