Putin Pencil Sharpener Is a Bestselling Item On Etsy

This pencil sharpener has taken Etsy by storm and reached a bestseller status. You use it like any other ordinary pencil sharpener: you PUTIN the pencil in his bum and sharpen it just like the good old days before mechanical pencils.

Vladimir Putin pencil sharpener.

Haven’t used pencils for a long time? Now you’ll only exclusively use pencils. You will actually look forward to lead breaking and your pencil needing sharpening. You will even break your pencils on purpose!

Sharpen that pencil!

Putin waiting for a pencil.

It’s a great stress reliever and serves as a decoration for your desk or living room mantel, and is a great conversation piece and hopefully a piece of memorabilia of horrible times soon to pass.

Put that pencil in!

Putin pencil sharpener.

Where to get it? Head over to Political Nuisance Etsy store to check it out. It’s not cheap, though. Probably because it appears to be 3D printed, possibly with one of those powder-and-resin systems, and those definitely aren’t cheap to operate. Gotta recoup them costs.

15 thoughts on “Putin Pencil Sharpener Is a Bestselling Item On Etsy”

  1. @first poster, currently Zelenski is busy. Only putin decided to be a pattern fir that toy :)

  2. No, Biden hasn’t blown up a children’s hospital but he has left our borders unprotected and open ,so all those criminals ( not all but a good75%) can come and hurt,rob and kill our children!! FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!FJB!

  3. Huh?? Biden couldn’t blow up a paper bag! It would short circuit his last remaining brain cell!

  4. When are these stupid republicans on here going to realize that Biden is healing our country after Trump made terrible decisions?! Joe Biden literally sent a letter to a kid at my brother’s school telling her that she has potential and would change the world one day, meanwhile Vladimir Putin is destroying the homes of millions of people because he wants more power. And he’s not even telling his people the truth about what he’s doing! He’s telling them that there are Nazis in Ukraine that they’re fighting. Volodymyr Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, is Jewish!

  5. Gotta love how angry Republicans can’t go seconds without talking about their hate for Biden on completely unrelated subjects. Doesn’t malding ever get redundant?

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