Pope Francis Is Dead: People Blame JD Vance Meeting

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In a dramatic turn of events that left God reportedly “scrambling for a Plan B,” Pope Francis has officially checked out of planet Earth. Some blame JD Vance for pushing Pope over the edge, others are not so sure. Scroll down to see what the social media has to say about all this!

The Pope meets with Vance *immediately dies of cringe*

> british PM meets queen elizabeth > queen dies > us VP meets pope francis > pope dies

That's enough!

This is what Pope Francis sees before he dies. It doesn't have to be a death in person; a moron could be enough.

JD Vance’s Aura Kills Pope Francis (2025)

One clammy handshake from JD Vance, and Pope Francis says, ‘I’m done, this ain’t my circus.

Pope Francis would rather die than meet with JD Vance, that’s so real of him

Imagine being so unbearable that the Pope drops dead immediately after meeting you.

#Pope Francis has died after JD #Vance visit.

I wonder if JD Vance made Pope Francis thank him?

so you’re telling me pope francis took his last energy to give mass, shit on jd vance, and pray for gaza and died the day jesus resurrected

In fairness to the Pope, I’d wanna die too if I had just met JD Vance.

*JD Vance with his hands around the throat of a gasping dying Pope* "YOU... DIDN'T... SAY... THANK YOU!"

more like vance was there to poison him

JD Vance: - Say thank you! Pope: <dies>

Pope Francis died barely 24hrs after meeting JD Vance. Hardly anyone would have any desire to live after meeting JD Vance.

Pope Francis survived a double pneumonia but not a five minutes meeting with JD Vance.

I'm not even religious but the Pope dying at Easter Monday after meeting with JD Vance when he previously refused his visit is God himself pointing his finger at the Antichrist

Pope Francis staying alive long enough to shit on jd Vance and ceasefire on Gaza

jd vance: you met the pope and he died because of how much it sucks to be with you. what does it feel like? this is not a rhetorical question, this has never happened in the 2000 year history of the Papacy. you are the first person to do this we need to record it for posterity

Pope Francis really stayed alive just long enough to tell off jd Vance

JD Vance is such a miserable human that the Pope died to personally tell God what a jerk he is

Vance: "I pray for your good health!" Pope: *Dies* The MAGA effect.

P.S. Don’t forget to be angry in the comments below about how tone-deaf and in bad taste this post is! It’s your chance to claim the moral high ground.

8 thoughts on “Pope Francis Is Dead: People Blame JD Vance Meeting”

  1. When the Pope was at the pearly gates St.Peter said ,” I never heard such a string of profanity as after your meeting with VD Jance. Come on in. I Wish i could have been there and added the few I learned over the centuries.”

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  6. Of course, it’s in bad taste, not to mention sad and useless. That’s why we come to this site, isn’t it? I can’t claim any moral high ground because I laughed at too many of them. How do you think the vice president’s visit to the pope would have gone if it had been Tampon Tim?

  7. You’re all too harsch or to good to Vance, I don’t know. Don’t expect too much from JD boy. What killed the pope is the expectation. After meeting with Jaydee, he started to think… “well, next time it’s gonna be Donnie, the tremendous, the huge king of the US”. “I can’t survive this, he thought”. And voilà. Dying from expectation.

  8. J.D. Vance, whispering to the Pope: “Just so you know, Your Excellency, I’m actually a Protestant.”
    The Pope: “Ouch! Your blasphemies sting, Mr. Vance!”

    Ladies and gentlemen, our dear Pope was stung by a W.A.S.P.

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