Pizza Pouch Necklace For a Slice On The Go

Are you one of those people who loves pizza so much that you wish you could have it with you all the time? Well, the people over at the perfectly named company Stupidiotic have answered your pizza-loving prayers with the Portable Pizza Pouch!

Take a slice of pizza anywhere with you!

The Portable Pizza Pouch is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a durable pizza-shaped ziplock bag with a lanyard that allows you to safely store and wear a slice of pizza around your neck. For just under $10, this modern marvel can be all yours. Now you can keep pizza literally close to your heart… until death do you part.

Take a slice of pizza anywhere with you!

Take a slice of pizza anywhere with you!

Take a slice of pizza anywhere with you!

If you feel like this is something you need, you can get it on Amazon.

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  1. PerryG January 13, 2022

    No. Simply, nno.

  2. That weird person ... January 13, 2022

    Oh my god this amazing. I would have this with me 24/7.

  3. That weird person ... January 13, 2022

    Oh wait I just saw … wearing this will instantly make you more popular and attractive … it’s a freaking fashion statement. I cannot live to take another breath before I nab this one of a kind super-item.

  4. begs the question January 14, 2022

    One of those people or one of those women? Hm!

  5. Pickles January 14, 2022

    The company name nails it – Stupidiotic!

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