People Share The Most Ridiculous Movie Clichés

Movies are filled with hilarious clichés that just don’t make any sense, and there is no chance any of them would work in the real world, so Twitter users came together to point out the most ridiculous examples.

Hello, I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth - when I say planet earth, I mean the US.

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Well, now. I'm the police tech who can miraculously enhance that grainy bit of CCTV footage and zoom in so that you can see the killer's reflection in the victim's wedding ring. Everything will be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I'll never hit ENTER.

Hello. I'm a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keys extremely fast then shouting I'm in! All the while this is happening green text will be projected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.

I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a full four course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, bolts down two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. do I just throw the rest away? nobody knows

Hi, I'm a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvenient time while I experience my first and very painful contraction. Very soon I push a 3 month old out in one screaming heave. Baby is miraculously not attached to anything.

Hello, I am a chubby black woman in a movie. I am just here to be your sassy friend with the witty comebacks. Mostly, I'll just say "Girrrrrrllllllluh" and "mm hm" a lot in addition to shaking my head in disapproval.

Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Hello, I'm the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of every building in Paris.

Hi, i'm a nerdy girl in your local high school, you probably haven't noticed me because i wear glasses & my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for the prom, i take off the glasses & let my hair down (literally) then you see my true beauty.

Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me.

Hello, I'm a grocery bag in a movie. I always have a baguette in me and I'm alway made of paper with no handles.

I'm a military radar technician in a movie and I don't exist until I say "sir, you'd better take a look at this" and then I'm never seen or heard from again.

I'm a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I'm gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat, and looks 40.

Hi, I'm a soldier in a movie. I show you a picture of my girlfriend and at that point you realise I'm the first to get sh...

Hi, I'm any character in a movie that uses a taxi. After reaching the destination, I don't wait to hear the cost; I simply pull out any money from my wallet, hand it to the cabby and don't wait for any change. I could be handing out hundreds and never know. Now I may be broke.

Hello, I'm a lab scientist in a movie. I wear my hair down in flowing waves, and don no gloves as I handle chemicals with the pipette I'm holding the wrong way. Also test results come in a split second at the push of a button on a miracle machine.

Hi. I`m the new temporary teacher in a high school, whose class is deemed unteachable. I know, however, that they are `good kids` who `have been let down by society` After facing a crisis with the school board, the kids start studying, get A grades and go to college.

Hi, I'm the doctor wheeling your wife into emergency surgery. I'll let you sprint through the halls of the hospital with us until we reach a particular set of double doors where I will turn to you and say, "Please wait outside, let me do my job."

Hello, I'm a single woman living alone in a densely-populated urban center in a movie. When someone is chasing me, I run inside my apartment, slam the door, and place my back against the door... but I never LOCK the door.

I'm a mathematician in a movie (or anywhere in popular culture), all I do all day is write equations on glass.

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  1. Lib January 10, 2019

    Look at me, a bulletin board “mind map” covered with crime pictures, pushpins and brightly colored yarn connecting everything. We can knit afterward.

  2. Dan January 10, 2019

    Hello, I’m every main character with a very important 40 hour a week occupation, with unlimited free time for frivolous shenanigans withy slacker friends.

  3. Mmm baguette2 January 10, 2019

    And the baguette has unbagged celery and fresh daisies in the brown bag with it.

  4. Lib January 10, 2019

    I’m always fully clothed when I open the door to you at my self-cleaning house, so I invite you in to tell you I know nothing about the murder. No one else is lounging on the couch in their underwear either.

  5. Ringolevio January 11, 2019

    I live in an apartment in NYC, and when I hear a knock at my door I OPEN THE DOOR!

  6. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    Hi, I’m the elephant in the room. I’m the chief of police, the mayor, the company CEO, the judge, the captain of industry…..i’m blakk

  7. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    hi I decide to go and speak to somebody urgently, I open the front door, and they are miraculously already there , about to knock on the door.

  8. Steve January 11, 2019

    I’m the single box containing a photo album and a plant that tells you the entire furnished apartment has been packed up ready to move

  9. Matze January 11, 2019

    Hi. I’m that guy who hears strange noises in the cellar or in the garage. Although I know that a serial killer is on the way, I go without any light into the dark room to check the situation.

  10. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    I am the cat jumping out of a dark corner.

  11. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    Hi, I’m the bad guy (British of course) and I and my entire crew always and only drive the newest and most expensive Range Rover, in black of course.

  12. Gary Laing January 11, 2019

    hello, i’m every microphone in every movie ever, i am always mixed so badly that i feed back as soon as anyone comes anywhere near me!

  13. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    I’m the parking space in midtown Manhattan (or any other major city) that is miraculously available directly in front of every office and apartment building.

  14. Joanne January 11, 2019

    Hello, I am a picturesque old church. Although I am in a remote location and usually approached at dead of night, I am always unlocked and filled with blazing candles.

  15. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    I am a baddie who cant tell the “r’s” from the “l’s”. I always narrow my eyes when I think and plot. I am velly bad and have tliad connections. My childlen…what childlen.. no one goes to the Ivy League Universities cos who is interested in our families ? I am Chinese and and work in a restaurant

  16. Anonymous January 11, 2019

    Hi, I’m the truck driver that almost just ran you over, I honked once or twice really loudly then kept driving, never bothering to stop and see if property was destroyed or anyone was unhurt.

  17. Jez January 11, 2019

    Hi, I’m a 55yr old Scandinavian police detective, I’m antisocial to the point where you’d think someone would say something. I never do paperwork and my 25yr old femaile colleague fancies me. I drive a lot.

  18. dolfyn January 11, 2019

    Hello, I’m a female in a movie whose only purpose is to be kidnapped so the male lead/s can look heroic rescuing me. Even though I’m a grown woman with a name I will be constantly referred to as “the girl” by both the bad guys & good guys.

  19. Anonymous January 12, 2019

    Hello, I am the female romantic interest who always falls down, becomes incapacitated, and can only cry helplessly when fleeing from monsters or bad guys.

    I also stand by helplessly while you are getting the sh– beat out of you.

  20. Anonymous January 12, 2019

    Hello, I am the hero of the movie. I can take punches to the gut that would kill an actual human being and blows to the head that leave me unconscious for several hours, then wake up, shake it off, and resume extreme physical activity and fist fights with no lasting ill effects. There are areas of my body that a bullet can pass through without causing me any real injury and I never lose enough blood to slow me down.

  21. Anonymous January 12, 2019

    Hello, I am the couple in a movie fleeing extreme danger. In the midst of running from psychotic killers, I like to stop in an old barn and make love in the hay, and am relaxed enough to then sleep like a baby until I wake up and realize it’s the next day. I never suffer the effects of trauma or get PTSD.

  22. Anonymous January 12, 2019

    Hello. I am Apartment box’s brother. I am the box the executive/cubicle dweller gets when he suddenly and unjustly gets sacked. Desk lamp? Small potted plant? Picture of wife and kids? Check on all counts.

  23. Anonymous January 13, 2019

    Hello, I am an automobile carrying the main characters in a chase scene of an action movie. I am capable of punching radiator-first through brick walls, police cars, SWAT team trucks, concrete barriers, badguy Range Rovers, whatever you like, without suffering any significant damage to critical components. I can jump over any object without the need for any takeoff or landing ramp, and continue driving despite the slowmo footage clearly showing my chassis bending, and steering and suspension components buckling beyond repair. I can also be parked anywhere without being locked, ever.

  24. Anonymous January 13, 2019

    Hello, I am any aeroplane in any movie. I never sound like the actual aeroplane shown on screen, and I can easily be flown by anyone that cares to sit at the controls, . I can take thousands of high-explosive projectile hits with no ill effects. After running out of fuel, I will develop glide characteristics akin to that of an Albatross, yet still explode into a fiery mess on impact , somehow.

  25. Anonymous January 13, 2019

    Hello, I’m a weary policeman/detective who’s working my last day on the job. I tell everyone about how I can’t wait to retire and either move to a ranch or drive around the country in an RV with my wonderful wife. I will obviously be killed before the end of the day.

  26. anonymous January 13, 2019

    Hello. I am any man urinating in a movie. I don’t need to shake .

  27. Anonymous January 13, 2019

    Hello, I’m the BAD GUYS who are about to take over an airport, or building. And you can tell because we only dress in all black, carry gym bags, use few words, and we never smile.

  28. Debra January 13, 2019

    I’m the person looking for a parking place in NYC, and I pull up right by the door of the building I’m going to.

  29. Anonymous January 13, 2019

    I work on an American Air Force base, as I exit the building, there is a foreign military’s armoured vehicle parked on the road.

  30. Rhiannon January 14, 2019

    Hello. I am every horse in the chase scene of movie. I never shy from bullets, cars, trucks or flying objects. I can gallop flat out, non stop, for an indeterminate length of time on any surface without damaging my legs and always stay just ahead of the bad guys.

  31. BananaFlame January 14, 2019

    Hi, I’m the curtain that is always open when people are waking up in the morning.
    Sunshine in their face, hair and make-up still looking perfect.

  32. BananaFlame January 15, 2019

    Hi I’m the retired ex-CIA or ex-FBI agent and I’m the only one that can save the world.
    Because who needs cops or the army!?

  33. David January 15, 2019

    That NYC is full of alleys that criminals run into or which all kinds of nefarious things take place, when in fact there are only a few alleys in NYC. The same alley gets used in all such scenes in movies and television shows.

  34. James January 16, 2019

    I’m the character who’s been shot. Never mind whatever organ and tissue damage there is, you’ve GOT TO GET THE BULLET OUT! If you don’t get that bullet OUT, I’m gonna die! Grab those salad tongs and start fishin’ around in the wound, because the only thing that will save me, … is to get that bullet out!

  35. Hanne Reinholdt January 19, 2019

    Hello, I am a female police assistent that always wears stilleto’s and very, very low cut tops.

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