People Share The Most Ridiculous Movie Clichés

Movies are filled with hilarious clichés that just don’t make any sense, and there is no chance any of them would work in the real world, so Twitter users came together to point out the most ridiculous examples.

Hello, I'm an alien in a movie and I want to invade planet earth - when I say planet earth, I mean the US.

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Well, now. I'm the police tech who can miraculously enhance that grainy bit of CCTV footage and zoom in so that you can see the killer's reflection in the victim's wedding ring. Everything will be controlled by me hammering furiously at the keyboard, and I'll never hit ENTER.

Hello. I'm a computer geek in a movie. I can break into any system by typing random keys extremely fast then shouting I'm in! All the while this is happening green text will be projected scrolling up my face. My T shirt has a band on it too.

I am a suburban/urban housewife in a movie about my kids. Every morning I make a full four course breakfast, and every morning each member of my family eats a bite of toast, bolts down two gulps of orange juice, and rushes out the door. do I just throw the rest away? nobody knows

Hi, I'm a pregnant lady in a movie. My waters break in a huge gush at the most inconvenient time while I experience my first and very painful contraction. Very soon I push a 3 month old out in one screaming heave. Baby is miraculously not attached to anything.

Hello, I am a chubby black woman in a movie. I am just here to be your sassy friend with the witty comebacks. Mostly, I'll just say "Girrrrrrllllllluh" and "mm hm" a lot in addition to shaking my head in disapproval.

Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Hello, I'm the Eiffel Tower in a movie, you can see me from every single window of every building in Paris.

Hi, i'm a nerdy girl in your local high school, you probably haven't noticed me because i wear glasses & my hair in a tight braid. That is, until some girls give me a makeover for the prom, i take off the glasses & let my hair down (literally) then you see my true beauty.

Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me.

Hello, I'm a grocery bag in a movie. I always have a baguette in me and I'm alway made of paper with no handles.

I'm a military radar technician in a movie and I don't exist until I say "sir, you'd better take a look at this" and then I'm never seen or heard from again.

I'm a mom in a sitcom. My hair, body, and clothes are perfect, and I'm gorgeous and look 20. My husband is balding, fat, and looks 40.

Hi, I'm a soldier in a movie. I show you a picture of my girlfriend and at that point you realise I'm the first to get sh...

Hi, I'm any character in a movie that uses a taxi. After reaching the destination, I don't wait to hear the cost; I simply pull out any money from my wallet, hand it to the cabby and don't wait for any change. I could be handing out hundreds and never know. Now I may be broke.

Hello, I'm a lab scientist in a movie. I wear my hair down in flowing waves, and don no gloves as I handle chemicals with the pipette I'm holding the wrong way. Also test results come in a split second at the push of a button on a miracle machine.

Hi. I`m the new temporary teacher in a high school, whose class is deemed unteachable. I know, however, that they are `good kids` who `have been let down by society` After facing a crisis with the school board, the kids start studying, get A grades and go to college.

Hi, I'm the doctor wheeling your wife into emergency surgery. I'll let you sprint through the halls of the hospital with us until we reach a particular set of double doors where I will turn to you and say, "Please wait outside, let me do my job."

Hello, I'm a single woman living alone in a densely-populated urban center in a movie. When someone is chasing me, I run inside my apartment, slam the door, and place my back against the door... but I never LOCK the door.

I'm a mathematician in a movie (or anywhere in popular culture), all I do all day is write equations on glass.

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  1. Me April 18, 2019

    Hi, I am a character in the pursuit, which always among the alleys is spreading fruits, pushes people and falls into hangers, without losing speed and not changing the distance with the one that is chasing me.

  2. shosh hazan grinberg April 19, 2019

    hello, i am a woman who is not feeling well and always finds out she is pregnant. women are never sick from anything else but pregnancy.

  3. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    I’m an airplane taking off. I have 4 reciprocating engine driven propellers… but the sound track tells you I’m a jet!

  4. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    Hi! We’re a couple who broke up/got a divorce/are in the process of getting a divorce in almost any action movie. During the course of the story, we discover by facing some random hardships that we really love each other and get back together for a fairy-tale ending and live happily ever after. It really is that easy!

  5. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    I’m your domestic cat in any film. i never scratch your furniture, puke on your carpet or shit in your bathtub.

  6. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    Hi, I’m a Taxi driver. I am always insane and usually criminal.

    I will never just drive you to your destination and let you out.

  7. Anonymous April 21, 2019

    Hello, I’m any character in a movie talking on a phone. When the conversation is over I just hang up and never ever waste more words or time by saying “Goodbye”.

  8. Anonymous April 21, 2019

    Hi I’m a table in a bar. In a fist fight I shatter into a million pieces but in a gun fight I’m bulletproof!

  9. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    Hi, I’m a car from Fast & Furious. My transmission has about 37 gears that need to be constantly shifted.

  10. Anonymous August 18, 2019

    Hello. I’m the policeman at the end of every action/horror movie. The other cops and I only show up until after all the drama we were supposed to prevent is over. The camera always pans to me arresting the villain and putting him in the back of the police car while I say a snarky remark to him.

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