Women Laughing Alone With Salad

Apparently salad knows all the best jokes… at least according to stock photo sites that for some weird reason portray women as overly excited about hanging out with salad while alone at home.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

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Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

Woman laughing alone with salad.

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  1. Anonymous March 25, 2020

    The older women look slightly less happy—almost as if they’ve learned their salad joy lesson. Or maybe not, since they still look happy. Nothing worse than a garden salad…

  2. Anonymous March 25, 2020

    Apparently eating salads shrinks women’s breasts.

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  3. The Real Anon March 25, 2020

    You know why the women are laughing right?
    Because the salad just spoke to them and they thought “so this is what going insane feels like.”

  4. Anonymous March 25, 2020

    It’s like with the bottles of water. Women can’t seem to find their mouths and keep pouring it all over themselves.

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  5. Anonymous March 25, 2020

    Suddenly, I feel like hanging out and eating a salad.

  6. anon March 25, 2020

    ‘I’m sitting here in a nice restaurant with a guy, he’s having an open steak sandwich and fries, but I’m having just salad. This will show him that I am a girly-girl who will never gain weight, even if he porks up to 300 lbs. Like Doug and Carrie on ‘King of Queens’. He will be so impressed that he will propose within the month. Ahahahahaaaaa……’

  7. 40 yo virgin March 25, 2020

    Now I want me some salad!

  8. 300rollsandcounting March 25, 2020

    And they call the toilet paper hoarders crazy.

  9. Cobb March 25, 2020

    Poor things…shoveling salads into their “This is the only modeling gig I can land” pie holes.

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  10. Anonymous March 26, 2020

    Perhaps it is because all of the salads are naked or at the least undressed?

  11. Anonymous March 26, 2020

    None of them actually even ate the salad, it’s not stuck in their teeth

  12. Mystafa March 27, 2020

    Very suspicious! None of them has actually ate it in the first place!

  13. Anonymous March 27, 2020

    They just ate a donut. That’s why.

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