Hilariously Cringy Dadjokes Added To Stock Photos (Part 2)

When dadjokes and stock photos come together, the combinations they create are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. Since you enjoyed previous selection of dumb dadjokes, here’s part 2!

Waiter, my soup is cold!


Copy that.

I just got the results of the DNA test and I am shocked.

Do you have any children?

Dirty things.

I am not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Please leave.

Jesus dadjoke.

Was it arson?

Is this good for wasps?

How did you find your steak, sir?

Taking drugs.

Spicing things up.

But I keep losing my Focus!

Coffee or tea?

What are your plans for today?

What's up, dad?

How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?

Wanna hear my Batman impression?

You're welcome.

Which doctor?

Under pressure.



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  1. Roman September 8, 2021

    Hilarious 😄😄

  2. Tea September 9, 2021

    A couple of duplicates, but…more please!

  3. Mood Killer September 9, 2021

    Sorry, buzzkill here, but just as an aside, I used two cans of that Spectracide stuff recently and it was useless. (Wait, is that the “Sad and Useless” tie-in?) Get Raid. Unless you want to open each wasp’s mouth individually and spray Spectracide in them one-by-one.

  4. Patricia September 9, 2021

    I love a good Dad Joke and these all hit the mark!

  5. Anonymous September 9, 2021

    mood, I recommend you open each wasp’s mouth and spray binaca in it. you won’t kill them, but their breath will smell fantastic. Then douse th’nest in wd40 at night and light it on fire.

  6. The Inquisitor September 10, 2021

    I’m of the opinion that the creators and real users of Stock photos, should be placed on the wheel, and every single bone crushed.

  7. Old Designer September 10, 2021

    iStock isn’t the same as it was ten years ago, before they got bought by Getty. It used to be hilarious. Every search devolved into a morass of low-budget photoshoots — bad lighting, poor image quality, less-than-top-tier models doing questionable things. And the descriptions were wonderful. They all seem to have been written by Slovakians with a tenuous grasp on English — or straight copy and paste from Google Translate. Thems was the days.

  8. Ba Ba bull shit September 11, 2021

    Hey Mood Killer ! get the biggest Dish soap bottle I like the pop tops. thin layer of dish soap & fill with water Squirt & watch um drop. you dont even have to run. It works

    Love the literal humor

  9. Anonymous September 28, 2021

    Regular doctor. I. Died.

  10. Davide September 28, 2021

    Yeast…I die 😂😂😂😂

  11. Anonymous October 3, 2021

    Awesome tehehe

  12. Anonymous October 16, 2021

    Just call them ‘hilarious’, instead of using that [r-word] term ‘cringe’.

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