Hilariously Cringy Dadjokes Added To Stock Photos

When dadjokes and stock photos come together, the combinations they create are so bad, they’re actually kinda good.

So what's your idea of a perfect date?

I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.

I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Son... You were adopted.

Tonight has been amazing, we should have dinner again.

Beef dadjoke.

Have you met my daughter Beth?

I hate violence.

Mailman joke.

He died of natural causes.

Lobby joke.

Can you describe the symptoms?

Dad, have you seen the dog bowl?

Bird watching with dad.

I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane.

10 doctors dadjoke.

Did you ever get shot in the army?

Gluten free.

Can I ask you about the menu please?

You wanna take this to the bedroom?

Can you fax the offer over to me?

I did it for us, Karen.


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  1. Anonymous September 7, 2021

    They are so funny!!!!!!! Make more “Hilariously Cringy Dadjokes Added To Stock Photos”. It’s hilarious! I can’t stop laughing.

  2. Cat September 7, 2021

    Just what I needed on this Monday-Tuesday.

  3. dumbass September 7, 2021

    “I could’ve fought off a child”

  4. Tom September 7, 2021

    Rodney Dangerfield is smiling down on you!

  5. I'm a Dad and I Know It September 7, 2021

    Is it bad that I’m making mental notes?

  6. Anonymous September 7, 2021

    no, i’m a dad, i, for one can’t wait to tell th’boy he’s adopted

  7. Art99 September 7, 2021

    Thanks! Just what I needed!

  8. Tea September 8, 2021

    More, please!

  9. Jeff steve September 8, 2021

    The lobby one had me in tears!

  10. Anonymous September 15, 2021

    lol mk i guess

  11. Anonymous September 17, 2021

    I just hope someone asks me a fax

  12. Anonymous September 28, 2021


  13. Anonymous September 28, 2021

    Took me soooo long to get the “symptoms”

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