Ah, millennials, those special, sensitive young adults held down by soul-crushing student loan debt, wages that cannot keep up with inflation, and discriminated against by swipe caps on Tinder likes. Luckily, there’s a way to build back up their selfie esteem: merit badges. Yes, just like those you earned back in your boy or girl scout days. It’s good to have goals. And these little rewards are what the millennials need topic start success in their half-hearted future.
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