Jesus Being a Jerk

“Jesus Is a Jerk” is a meme consisting of images showing Jesus with average people doing everyday tasks. Hilarity ensues as funny and often vulgar text is added. The original images with the caption “With You Always” were illustrated as a series titled “Jesus: With You Always” in 1987 by the Christian artist Larry Van Pelt. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of this meme!

Are we there yet?


You suck at fishing!

The bullet stays in, LOL!

Jesus being a jerk.

OMG Jesus stop!

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Leave me alone!

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

STFU, Jesus!

Jesus being a jerk.

Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Staring contest!

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.

Jesus being a jerk.



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  1. Anonymous January 6, 2020

    These memes… Sad. And useless.

  2. Anonymous January 6, 2020

    I think they’re hilarious. And useful.

  3. Anonymous January 6, 2020

    Sad and Useless? You don’t have to be so defensive. These are funny. Ans since they’re funny, they’re also not useless. Because I can use them to make myself laugh. Stop taking your silly superstition so seriously!

  4. Smartass January 6, 2020

    So brave to mock Christians, so new and daring. Send me a link when you do the same for Muhammad.

  5. PaulG January 6, 2020

    Im just amazed He is still trying to save us from ourselves.

  6. Anonymous January 7, 2020

    Jesus would’ve loved these!

  7. Anonymous January 7, 2020

    Jesus IS a jerk. 😂

  8. Jesus January 7, 2020

    Read up in the previous comments:
    Smartass is such a sucker…
    …and not even that smart!

    BTW I liked these memes. Muhammad can’t reach my levels of jokes even in another 2000 years.

  9. Notso Smartass January 7, 2020

    Jesus – but you don’t even exist!

  10. Anonymous January 7, 2020

    Dear Smartass, How about both?

  11. JC January 7, 2020

    C’mon, Jesus has a better hair stylist than that!

  12. Dmp January 8, 2020

    Lmao 😂

  13. Anonymous January 8, 2020

    Funny, funny, funny!

  14. NotAnonymous January 10, 2020

    Is it me…or does he look a bit like ol’ Charlie Manson?

  15. Anonymous January 11, 2020

    Damn, Jesus! And Manson thought he was a God, so…

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