5 thoughts on “Twitter Users Create Better Names For Animals”

  1. Cat= Floofy Stab
    Horse= Travel Dog
    Turkey= Murder Chicken
    Eagle= Death Chirp
    Squirrel= Fluff Rat
    Eel= Aquatic Death Noodle
    Shark= Murder Goldfish
    Dog= Fluffy Miniwolf
    Lion= Danger Floofy Stab
    Peacock= Shine Chicken
    Llama= Spit Horse

  2. and the spider is called:
    I also like to call the snake
    murder hose
    violent noodle
    Nope rope

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