Twitter Users Create Better Names For Animals

October 15, 2018 by A B

Shreks Other Elbow March 23, 2019

March 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm a

I’m better than the other one.

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Anonymous May 6, 2019

May 6, 2019 at 10:49 pm a

Cat= Floofy Stab
Horse= Travel Dog
Turkey= Murder Chicken
Eagle= Death Chirp
Squirrel= Fluff Rat
Eel= Aquatic Death Noodle
Shark= Murder Goldfish
Dog= Fluffy Miniwolf
Lion= Danger Floofy Stab
Peacock= Shine Chicken
Llama= Spit Horse

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yeet lol February 19, 2021

February 19, 2021 at 10:37 pm a

yes
That one person... February 26, 2021

February 26, 2021 at 2:02 pm a

and the spider is called:
NOPE
I also like to call the snake
murder hose
violent noodle
Nope rope

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HAT March 29, 2022

March 29, 2022 at 8:45 am a

murdr spugrdr its more funny when you say it out loud