Feeling lonely? Have given up on dating? Have alienated everyone in your life and have nobody to spend Christmas with? Here’s an idea: get yourself a creepy stuffed bear with a human body so you’ll have someone to cuddle with while crying yourself to sleep!
This weird human/bear hybrid is 5 feet and 6 inches tall (170 cm) and weights 7 pounds (3,2 kg). It’s filled with polyurethane foam filling, and you can put it away in a 20 x 30 x 10 inches (50 x 76 x 25 cm) sized box. Or you can put in a similarly sized gift box and give it as a present to someone you hate to make fun of his futile attempts to find love in their life.
If you feel like this is something you’d want to spend $170 on, you can get this unholy thing on Etsy.
You know, this may actually be helpful to some people. Leave it to you ignorant f*x to be jerks about it. Nothing like shaming the lonely or the mentally challenged for the holidays.
You’ll get over it darlin’. Merry Christmas 🙂
That first girl ought to have no problems whatsoever getting some random dude to “cuddle” her. That’s a massive red flag. She must be 100% certifiable.
The party doll for women.
i love how they show the bear’s face as depressed and overwhelmed and internally conflicted but totally silent– to best reflect the experience of having an American man.
sad and creepy
Jay ist ein Emo!!!
I wanna be the bear in all these pics!!
He needs a strap-on and then she’s all set
When the men around you are so shit you’d rather an inanimate object to cuddle with than some random dude with a shitty attitude and no furture aspirations ,that’s what is going here 😂
no baggage, no ulterior motives, never complains. easy to get rid of. when will they come out with the female version