Feeling lonely? Have given up on dating? Have alienated everyone in your life and have nobody to spend Christmas with? Here’s an idea: get yourself a creepy stuffed bear with a human body so you’ll have someone to cuddle with while crying yourself to sleep!
This weird human/bear hybrid is 5 feet and 6 inches tall (170 cm) and weights 7 pounds (3,2 kg). It’s filled with polyurethane foam filling, and you can put it away in a 20 x 30 x 10 inches (50 x 76 x 25 cm) sized box. Or you can put in a similarly sized gift box and give it as a present to someone you hate to make fun of his futile attempts to find love in their life.
If you feel like this is something you’d want to spend $170 on, you can get this unholy thing on Etsy.