Funny Doormats That Will Make You Look Twice

Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose – they’re the first thing that people see before entering your home, so it would be unreasonable not to use them for the lulz.

You read my doormat...


Oh no! Not you again!

Doorbell broken.

Home is where the pants aren't.

Husband is cool, though.

Come back with a warrant.

Fair warning.

You shall not pass!

Here are the house rules.

Hi. I'm Mat.

Go rob them.

Touch me!

Clever doormat with reminders.

Google maps doormat.

NOT a trap door.

Keep the change you filthy animal!

Should I stay or should I go?


Nice underwear!

The dog barks for thee.



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  1. Anonymous December 21, 2018

    finally some doormats that don’t make me cringe

  2. cheese January 10, 2019

    that last one is hilarious

  3. Hornblat January 11, 2019

    ” What’s the matter – You Look So Down “

  4. Anonymous January 15, 2019

    I WANT ONE!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous January 16, 2019

    YES! I NEED THESE TOO!!! Especialy the home alone one :)

  6. Anonymous January 18, 2019


  7. Jane Wilson January 27, 2019


  8. Sample text February 1, 2019

    Cool…I guesse

  9. Anonymous March 25, 2019

    My mom has the last one. I need to look online for the first one.

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