The Funniest Tweets About Cats

Cats are the answer to everything. Having a bad day? Cats. Having a bad week? Cats. Having a bad year? Hey, join the club, but cats can still make everything better. How? Because they’re cats, that’s how.

Adopting a hairless cat is like hiring a naked old man to walk around your house and never thank you for anything.

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals!

Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

don't talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again

I’m pet sitting. This is my friends cat checking me out for the first time

The photojournalist's dilemma: save your girlfriend's pasta or get the shot of a lifetime?

They're definitely up to something...

The cutest 'NOPE!' in history...

I think the cat broke

People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.

"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."

Cat and dog owners.

Now........that’s fashion

hey

There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet.

Dammit...

One more proof that cats are liquid.

For my cat's birthday I'm covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor.

I saw the chosen one this morning

My cat always covers his private parts when sleeping on his back, because he is a decent, upstanding member of society.

my son is voting for the first time i'm so proud

On this day in history: my indoor cat went outside for the first time, finally understood his place in the universe

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

14 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Cats”

  1. Don’t know whose idea it was to breed hairless cats, but it was messing with the cat gene pool in an indefensible way. They look hideous and have no fur to defend them from cold or UV radiation.

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  2. @ Anonymous: that was a lot of gibberish to describe hairless cats as looking like old mens’ bald scrotums.

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  3. I would like to know about what Elon Musk thinks about cats that look like old men’s hairless bald scrotums.

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  4. you can tell all these tweets are from women, they’re all cat ladies, i like cats, you know why?
    open the door, cat goes out, open thee door cat comes back in, where he goes and what he does is none of my business as long as he kills the mice that get into the house, he’s doing his job

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  5. Salutare tuturor și tuturor celor de aici care au pisica iubesc pisicile sunt cele mai bune animale din lume creaturi frumoase. nimănui nu-i pasă ce text este salut

  6. Yes, Cat’s are better than dogs. The biggest debate that cat owners know the answer to. (not putting that answer, it could be yes or it could be no, I challenge you to figure it out.)

  7. CCCCCAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS AAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE BBBBBBEEEEESSSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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