Featured below is an indisputable proof that wedding bouquet tossing is a very dangerous tradition that turns women into savages.
Featured below is an indisputable proof that wedding bouquet tossing is a very dangerous tradition that turns women into savages.
So sad
I know bud, looks like they’re all out of ice cream ☹️
This is highly illogical.
Why are all the fatties fighting for salad?
I’ve been to 4 weddings (in Italy) last year and all of the girls were literally running away from the bouquet because they don’t want to get married. In one, the bride had to throw it 4 times before finally hitting a girl. In another wedding, I fell flat on the floor while running away and the bouquet hit me.
Wedding planning stress denoument + newly former BFFs + desperation + social pressure + biological clocks + free alcohol + “all the single ladies” looped at 75dB = tragicomic summary of the human condition.
(Is it still a comedy of everyone dies after the wedding?)
Why is it never the pretty ones?
Women wonder why desperation is such a turnoff for some guys… I give you exhibit A.
The fat cow in the 8th picture could catch a million bouquets! No guy is marrying that mess! Specially with them flabby disgusting hairy armpits! ugh…. she looks like she smells bad too! what a sad disgraceful display. BARF!