Choosing the right gravy boat is serious business. Sure you could go the traditional route, and select a regular boring gravy boat, but if you’re looking to just get downright weird, this puking cat gravy boat ought to do the trick. Made to look like the gravy is being puked out of the cat’s mouth, this unique sauce server was certainly made for the crazy cat lady out there. After all, what better to show your guests that you are completely unhinged than putting something like this on a dinner table?
The tail of the cat is made to be the handle of the gravy boat, so just put in your contents through the hole on the back of the cat, and tip the cat forward. Gooey gravy goodness will then spew out of the cat’s mouth onto whatever food you place below. Works the best with green or greeinsh-brown gravies. Of course you can fill it with actual vomit, but let’s not go there…
This weird thing is not only great for gravy, but it also works perfectly for use with any dressing, syrup, barbecue sauce, chocolate sauce, or really whatever your little heart desires to come projecting out of the cat’s mouth onto whatever you’re about to eat below it.
The puking cat gravy boat is also a great gift idea for the crazy cat lady in your life. Having a good relationship with the crazy cat lady in your life is crucial. Trust us, you don’t want to end up on her bad side. Make sure to keep her happy by showering her with batshit insane gifts! And remember, when it comes to the crazy cat lady, it’s always better to give than receive.
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5 thoughts on “Puking Cat Gravy Boat: The Most Disgusting Kitchen Item Ever”
well its better out the front door than the back
You don’t know crazy cat people. They would put actual cat puke on their food.
That there is some good eatin’
It’s just like the “cow” creamer from the 1950’s. We had one. It was pink and had a bell!
six images/gifs where one would have sufficed ;)