Funny Comb Overs: Haircut Worse Than Mullet

The comb over is the last bastion of the bald(ing) and desperate who refuse to accept their hair loss and think that by sweeping strands across their bare pate they can conceal the baldness. Some guys go bald and that’s okay. If they don’t like the look of male pattern baldness, clean shaved head is a much better option. You are not fooling anyone. And yes, the king of comb overs Donald Trump is also featured in this gallery. He knows the bestest and greatest way to do it. Do it any other way and you’re fired!

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over fail.

Comb over fail.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over fails.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

Comb over is worse than a mullet.

12 thoughts on “Funny Comb Overs: Haircut Worse Than Mullet”

  1. Can I just have one day where I don’t have to look at the face of the Trumpaloon? He’s repugnant.

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  2. I feel bad for them. Another segment of people we still feel no guilt in marginalizing. Losing your hair can be traumatic. Men get made fun of while we are forced to regard bald women as “strong.”

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  3. The cover-up is always worse than the “crime”. Bald is normal and natural, and it certainly looks both more attractive and more dignified than do attempts to camouflage baldness with some variant of a comb-over. I have to keep telling my barber NOT to leave the hair extra long on top – I have told him that I would rather be bald than vain – It’s a better look.

  4. Close crop your hair. Have nicely cared for facial hair. Put the focus on your hopefully great eyes & smile. Rock what you got & always have fun.

  5. I know it can be traumatic to lose your hair. But maintain your dignity. Complain about the unjustness, grieve a little, and then for god’s sake mow down the rest! Chances are good that you even look better without hair. Pretty much every woman finds bald men attraktive. I’ve seen quite a few guys going from weirdo to handsome just by shaving their heads and maybe growing a beard.

    This excludes DJT. He made a fatal decision when he was young. He is still the best.

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