Anna Kendrick Is One The Funniest Persons On Twitter

It often seems like Hollywood celebrities aren’t actually people at all, but another species entirely. That’s not the case with Anna Kendrick. She has a great sense of humor.¬†Scroll down for some of our favorite tweets.

I've always heard that Tom Cruise is tirelessly positive and upbeat and I'd love to work with him one day. I think I could break him.

My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for that thing... God, what is that thing called... other people.

Me: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you." Them: <mumbles the same sentence again> Me: "Totally."

Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself?

I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.

My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management. #AimLow

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna

The resemblance is uncanny.

Hey Pixar, maybe put some louder music in those sad moments so a bitch can sniffle undetected. #InsideOut

"I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" - Former friends of mine.

My phases of grief: Denial, Anger, Cookie dough straight from tube, Booze, Watching adorable animal vids to make sure I can still feel something.

No. Nope. No no no. C'mon guys, there's a LINE. There. Is. A. Line.

Comes with fries #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou

That bottle of wine that you have in case of a "special occasion" and how 7pm starts to feel real "special" when you got no other booze.

So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.

Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"

The word "Anna" shifted up the alphabet one letter becomes "Boob."

Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.

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