Cows All Shampooed And Blow-Dried Up

So here’s something completely harmless, and in fact likely restorative, to obsess over: fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cows.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

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Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

Fluffy, shampooed and blow-dried cow.

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  1. Anonymous September 10, 2021

    are those real?! I love them! So it means the regular cows are sweaty and stinky!

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  2. Anonymous September 10, 2021

    Yummy! A fluffy burger!

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  3. Anonymous September 10, 2021

    Nah cows are clean, their fur gets matted – plus who shampoos and blow dries a cow? That must take hours. lol.

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  4. Anonymous September 11, 2021

    In a previous post I read the poster said any cow will look fluffy like these if washed, shampooed and dried.
    Some cows though are extra fluffy.

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  5. Ferdinand September 11, 2021

    Looks like they’ve been through the car wash.

  6. Anonymous September 11, 2021

    and this my friends, is the infamous gras puppy in all its glory”

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  7. Ba Ba bull shit September 11, 2021

    Too much time on my hands!!!

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  8. Anonymous September 11, 2021

    These cows must have adored all that fuss! Happy animals!

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  9. Heheh September 12, 2021

    I am curious, is the steak tasty if the cow is shampood? Or not?

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  10. Anonymous September 12, 2021

    harmlessandrestorative.com domain name pending…

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  11. Cat September 12, 2021

    There’s so fluffy ! I just want to pat them.

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  12. Dumbass September 13, 2021

    Time to add “cuddle with fluffy cow” to my bucket list

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  13. cheeseflavoredpepsi September 16, 2021

    i need one.

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  14. Anonymous September 17, 2021

    udderly adorable!

  15. Anonymous September 25, 2021

    Heard about these cows…they’re a certain breed and are “show cows”. Just like you would take your dog or cat to complete,it’s the same way with cows.

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  16. Anonymous September 27, 2021

    Goddammit. I’m a vegetarian now😕

  17. Anonymous September 29, 2021

    Never thought I would want a cow 😃

  18. Anonymous September 30, 2021

    To all you groomers!!!! Nicely done!!!! We’ve groomed a lot of dairy cattle for the just right photo!!! Priceless

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  19. Anonymous October 11, 2021

    o mah GAWD! They so stinkin’ cute

  20. Fart Clown October 12, 2021

    CLOWN
    Are these, I pray you, wind instruments?

    MUSICIAN
    Ay, marry, are they, sir.

    CLOWN
    Oh, thereby hangs a tail.

    MUSICIAN
    Whereby hangs a tale, sir?

    CLOWN
    Marry sir, by many a wind instrument that I know.

    But, masters, here’s money for you, and the general
    so likes your music that he desires you, for love’s
    sake, to make no more noise with it.

    MUSICIAN
    Well, sir, we will not.

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  21. Tea October 15, 2021

    Now fluff up one of those adorable Scottish highland cows with the long bangs!

  22. Anonymous October 21, 2021

    ITS SO FLUFFYY

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