We hate to be the one’s to have to bring this to your attention, but apparently fishnet stockings for dogs is now a thing. Yeah, we’re pretty bummed about it too, but this is just where we are as a society. We’ve hit the point of no return.
If you’ve ever felt the need to put some fishnet stockings on your dog but your human pair was too large and they just slipped right off your dog, you’re in luck! Because these tiny fishnet stockings are made just for dogs!
We can’t tell if there’s a company actually making stockings for dogs, or their just repurposing fishnet stockings for smaller people and claiming that their for dogs. Either way it’s weird, confusing, and somewhat disturbing. We are not here to tell you that your dog needs fishnet stockings, we’re here just to bring it to your attention so you can decide for yourself. There’ll be no judgement passed… well, maybe a little bit of judgment.
The dog fishnet stockings are made from polycarbonate, are black in color, and are meant to just go over the rear end of your dogs. They’ll make a funny Halloween costume for your dog if you choose to use it for that, otherwise if you’re a complete weirdo you can just put your dog into stockings for no reason.
What do you think? Would you put fishnet stockings on your dog? If the answer is YES, you can get them on Amazon. If the answer is NO, please tell us in comments how dumb and weird this product is.