20 Situations That Happen To Everyone, But No One Talks About

We all experience certain everyday situations; at the store, in the office, on a bus. There are hundreds of small, mundane occasions when we all pretty much think and feel the same way, we just don’t realize it. Featured below are some of the funniest examples.

Has this happened to you too?

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When you leave the store without buying anything and all you can think is, "Act naturally, you're innocent."

The Microsoft Word experience.

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card.

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is.

How my mind works.

You never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising.

You take out your phone to check the time and then put it right back in your pocket. A couple of seconds go by and you realise you have no idea what the time is, and have to check again.

Can you relate?

Can you relate?

Can you relate?

Can you relate?

When you accidentally overhear strangers' conversations and mentally give your opinion.

My daily struggle: I want to start my meal but can't find the perfect show to watch while I eat.

Can you relate?

When you google the lyrics and realise you've been singing nonsense for 6 months...

Sorry I'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall.

Will we?

When someone is in the way of the item I want, I pretend to look at something else until he goes away.

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  1. Anonymous March 18, 2019

    I always see “do not operate heavy machinery” as a dare.

  2. Anonymous March 19, 2019

    So many are so me!

  3. Melissa March 19, 2019

    When I’m in a car and eating a bag of chips and a police car rolls up beside me at a stop and I put my hands down and hide the chips. Still doing that from my early twenties when pot was illegal and smoking one in the car with friends. Someone always on po po patrol

  4. Anonymous March 19, 2019

    Ow wow, so other people do the same crap I do… pretty reassuring !

  5. Dave March 24, 2019

    Wondering what a young person considers, when he/she sits in the Seniors/Disabled seats on buses or rapid transit

  6. Anonymous March 24, 2019

    Even if I have a watch, I always use my phone to check the time

  7. Johnie Rains March 24, 2019

    I turn the radio down when I’m not sure where I am.

  8. Anonymous March 25, 2019

    Lean closer to the windshield when driving and it’s foggy af outside

  9. Maureen March 25, 2019

    I’m still laughing at some of them I started around the underwear packing and couldn’t breathe by the time I got to the end. I am almost every one of these!

  10. Mr Bleak March 31, 2019

    “When you google the lyrics and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months…”
    … and so has the original artist …

  11. Anonymous June 15, 2019

    The struggle, when I need to make a bowel movement, but I can’t find anything interesting in my email, or the entire internet – should I attempt to facetime the irs?

  12. Old Mama June 15, 2019

    Go downstairs… can’t remember why … back upstairs… now I remember…. back downstairs… can’t remember why … upstairs again … now I remember .. repeat

  13. WhatGoesOn June 15, 2019

    When I see a sign that says “END CONSTRUCTION”, for some reason, I hear it as a rallying cry… What do we want? To END CONSTRUCTION!! When do we want it? NOW! lol

  14. scbiddle June 15, 2019

    But I don’t WANT to reset my password. I want you to tell me what my password is!

  15. Nope! June 15, 2019

    When you don’t want to shop at Wal Mart because you think someone you know will see you entering or exiting!

  16. Anonymous June 15, 2019

    “To change password, enter old password”

  17. Anonymous June 15, 2019

    That time you laugh so hard you pee yourself . . .

  18. Anonymous June 15, 2019

    When I go to the grocery store and pay my items, I miss it when the cashier ask “paper or plastic”? Now they ask “do you have a bag”?

  19. Luna June 15, 2019

    I have done so much online shopping (because really, I never leave my house) I have my credit card number and CVV number memorized.

  20. Matt A June 15, 2019

    When I’m going to check something on my phone and then something else comes up so I am checking something else and then I forget what I’m originally checking for.

  21. Lorelei June 16, 2019

    I try to turn up the volume in the car so I can hear what my friend in the passenger seat’s saying.

  22. Anonymous June 16, 2019

    When I walk the dog and forget a poop bag and pretend I don’t see her pooping (and mentally vow to come back and clean it up).

  23. Anonymous June 16, 2019

    When I am driving and see a police car… I always hold my tummy in and sit up straight!

  24. Jack June 17, 2019

    If I were in church sitting next to Billy Joel and he is singing hymns, do I have to pay him?

  25. Jack June 17, 2019

    Where do grays go in the washing machine?

  26. Sammie June 18, 2019

    When you got to the toilet without a phone, it’s 5 minutes and your out.
    When you go to the toilet with your phone and by the time you come out, it’s the year 2045!!

  27. Jessie June 18, 2019

    When your House Keys and Car Keys are on the same key chain ring, you lock the door, start the car, then realize you forgot something in the house and either have to struggle forever with getting the house key off the ring, or shut the car completely back off and just take all the keys, done that a few times.

  28. Anonymous June 18, 2019

    Flipping through tv channels and all the sudden there are 3 different tv shows/movies on at the same time and you get so frustrated because you cant decide on which one you want to watch. Wth…

  29. Anonymous June 19, 2019

    We’ll soon be not only wishing for a bag at the grocery store but we’ll all be wishing for a fork or spoon to eat with instead of our fingers because they’ve banned those too (VT) along with everything else necessary for a quick meal when on the go. eating and drinking are about to become very messy indeed

  30. Anonymous June 20, 2019

    When you turn your radio down because you’re looking for an exit sign

  31. Anonymous June 20, 2019

    the underwear thing. too true. and no, I have never shat myself.

  32. Anonymous June 21, 2019

    I hate self-checkouts. They make me feel like I have stolen something

  33. Anonymous June 28, 2019

    Wonders why children, spouses, pets… well, pretty much everything… goes slow when you want it to go fast and goes fast when you want it to go slow.

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