Meet Cthulhu Turkey: It’s a Turkey Stuffed With Octopus That People Actually Make

People are weird. They cook and eat the strangest things. This time it’s an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, sitting on top of crab legs, and (optionally) garnished with bacon strips. This monstrous culinary invention was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos, and honestly… it looks like a crime against culinary art.

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Cthulhu turkey.

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Cthulhu turkey.

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  1. Anonymous January 18, 2021

    Oh Jesus Christ – takes me back to every H P Lovecraft I ever read.

  2. Satanan norjalainen January 19, 2021

    Monstrosity! Gimme mashed lungs instead!

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  3. Anonymous January 19, 2021

    why

  4. Anonymous January 19, 2021

    When GM food goes wrong.

  5. Anonymous January 19, 2021

    FMR. This pandemic really means we got too much time on our hands.

  6. JEANNE January 20, 2021

    YUCK!!!

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  7. Nix January 23, 2021

    I want

  8. Lone January 23, 2021

    Would love to know where just for curiosity’s sake lol

  9. Anonymous January 24, 2021

    This is very unsettling.

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  10. Ariana January 26, 2021

    Ewwww!!

  11. srsly January 27, 2021

    calamari anyone? it comes with poultry! And other stuff!

  12. sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm January 27, 2021

    lol agree

  13. srsly January 27, 2021

    uh huh

  14. srsly January 27, 2021

    and crustacean (i prever chemistry to biology tho)

  15. Anonymous January 29, 2021

    Looks like something from Australia. That would kill you. And eat you.

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  16. Joe Biden, Kid Sniffer January 31, 2021

    Recently, I was at the grocery store, and I found a perfect frozen turkey. I became so excited, I had to drop my pants and make love to it right then and there. It was incredibly romantic, until the cops showed up.

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  17. Anonymous February 12, 2021

    who needs p**n hub when you have this….

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