Meet Cthulhu Turkey: It’s a Turkey Stuffed With Octopus That People Actually Make

People are weird. They cook and eat the strangest things. This time it’s an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, sitting on top of crab legs, and (optionally) garnished with bacon strips. This monstrous culinary invention was inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos, and honestly… it looks like a crime against food.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

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Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

Cthulhu turkey.

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  1. Anonymous November 19, 2021

    Reminds me of those things from Half-Life.

  2. Cephal O. Pod November 19, 2021

    There’s a sucker borne every pseudo snoot.

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  3. Anonymous November 29, 2021

    Very disgusting.

  4. 808fee December 1, 2021

    The only one I’d give a shot is the one on the grill… maybe the one with the peppers, too. The rest are quite frightening.

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