We have this thing with hating on cowboy boot mashups here on this site. Previous examples of our posts include cowboy boot sandals and cowboy boot sneakers. We have nothing against cowboy boots, but there’s something about adding an additional (and uncalled for) new element to the boot that doesn’t jive with us. For instance, cowboy boot roller skates.
We are not sure if they were custom made or somebody actually manufactured these in the past, either way – please stop! What’s next? A roller skate square dancing class?! PLEASE GOD NO!
If you know where to buy these tacky crimes against good taste, please let us know in the comments!