7 Irresistible Homemade Cat Recipes

A quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking lack of quality cat recipes available in English. The day may come, for whatever reason – rioting, pestilence, famine, or just plain curiosity – you will need to eat a cat. Your very survival may depend on these handy recipes. You will need one large ginger cat, vegetables, spices, eggs, leafy greens, and some fruit. Scroll down to check out all seven filling and delicious homemade cat dishes that we have prepared!

Delicious cat recipe.

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Delicious cat recipe.

Delicious cat recipe.

Delicious cat recipe.

Delicious cat recipe.

Delicious cat recipe.

Delicious cat recipe.

Before people start raging in comments: please note that this gallery is a joke featuring a very relaxed and adorable cat. No cats were harmed in the making of this gallery and we certainly don’t encourage anyone to eat a cat ever.

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  1. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    I’d imagine real cat meat is probably tough and gamey. Not that I’ve eaten it. Or used it in stir-fry. Or had “cat on a stick”.

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  2. Tea June 18, 2021

    Pudge-kitty is adorable and I want him.
    What are those reddish fruits he’s laying next to? It’s the 5th photo from the intro paragraph.

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  3. Geoff June 18, 2021

    Tastes like gamey chicken

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  4. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    Reddish fruit are called chompu in Thailand i’ve never found out their English name. Very light crisp flesh.

  5. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    I’d rather go veg that eat Mr Kitty

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  6. Nina June 18, 2021

    Chompu is called Malabar plum or rose apple.

  7. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    also called Rose apples or love apples

  8. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    Reminds me of that children’s book called My Lucky Day.

  9. Anonymous June 18, 2021

    I have a ginger Tom cat almost as stupid. His name’s Mark.

  10. The Real Anon June 19, 2021

    I’ve had cat before, though not on purpose. It was in a Mongolian “beef” restaurant which later got busted for using cat in their food (made the headlines in my town, hence why I know what I had)
    It didn’t taste like any meat I”ve had, not chicken, or cow, or goat or horse, I couldn’t put my finger on it (at the time) it was odd, but not unpleasant.
    I don’t think I’d do it again though.

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  11. Peter June 19, 2021

    The taste is intriguing. It has the initial flavour of a manatee with hints of leatherback turtle and baby seal, with the meaty finish of the western lowland gorilla.

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  12. Millie June 19, 2021

    I’m glad you included the disclaimer that this is just a joke, because I was about to blast you. I love cats, but not as food. Never will, no matter how hungry I am.

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  13. Carel June 19, 2021

    That’s one cool cat!

  14. Anonymous June 19, 2021

    This is weird 😸😸

  15. Al-nonymous June 20, 2021

    I ate at a Chinese buffet close to the apartment I was living in at the time. The pork, beef and chicken all looked and tasted like duck. It slowly dawned on me as I was eating the escolar that I had not seen any skunks running around for quite a while….

    My fortune cookie said, “the most important part of a conversation is that which is not said.” What I did not say to the restaurant owners: “That was a great meal! I think I’ll come back here again!”

  16. Anonymous June 22, 2021

    I wanna be as high as this cat. Always.

  17. Deb August 9, 2021

    Mr. Kitty is clearly having his Spa Day. Cucumbers to shine the fur. Rosemary to scent the glands. Fruit to enhance his gorgeous scowl and a curcubit to roll his tiny paws under after a trying nail clipping. What else are humans for but to service their four-pawed masters? Now go away. I’m resting.

  18. Anonymous September 10, 2021

    I see no recipe for how to make my own cat.

  19. Pirette September 10, 2021

    I LOVE cats… on a bed of rice, with a little soy sauce. They taste just like Chicken

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