A quick check on any search engine will uncover a striking lack of quality cat recipes available in English. The day may come, for whatever reason – rioting, pestilence, famine, or just plain curiosity – you will need to eat a cat. Your very survival may depend on these handy recipes. You will need one large ginger cat, vegetables, spices, eggs, leafy greens, and some fruit. Scroll down to check out all seven filling and delicious homemade cat dishes that we have prepared!
Before people start raging in comments: please note that this gallery is a joke featuring a very relaxed and adorable cat. No cats were harmed in the making of this gallery and we certainly don’t encourage anyone to eat a cat ever.