You may already have the cat paw socks that turn your feet into cat paws, but what about your hands? This weird little toy gives you a bendable cat paw to do whatever you’d like to do with that power. It’s called the Cat Paw Toy, and it’s essentially a life-size realistic cat paw on the end of a stick that lets you bend the end of it just like a real cat does. Perfect for… back scratches? Perhaps other things… or perhaps it’s totally pointless.
To use the cat paw toy, simply pull the trigger backwards and the cat paw will slowly curl forwards. Plus, as you pull the trigger back, a cat meow sound will also emit from an internal speaker, making it extra weird and awesome to use for nonsensical purposes. When pulled slowly, the cat paw will emit a friendly cat meow, but when pulled back quickly, a ferocious cat roar will emit from the speaker.
You can get this strange and useless thing on Amazon, however there’s already enough plastic garbage in the world, so you probably shouldn’t.