Flaunt your massive mammories this winter while wearing the boob scarf! The soft fleece caresses your skin and keeps you warm while the nippleitis-laden knockers keep the scarf hanging au naturel. Is this for real? Yes, you can actually buy this tacky insane thing on Amazon!
It likely isn’t comfortable and it certainly isn’t practical but, if you’re looking for a gag gift, or you’re looking to raise awareness and get some serious attention during a breast cancer walk, it will definitely turn some heads.
So where to get this thing if you feel like you should join the people (and dogs) featured in this gallery? Head over to Amazon to get yourself a boob scarf, Jeff Bezos will gladly take your hard-earned cash and deliver you this stupid thing.