Snot Nosed Egg Separator: The Most Disgusting Kitchen Item Ever

If you’re looking for the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. The Bogeyman, as so he’s called is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.

Hilarious disgusting egg separator.

Not only is quite disgusting, but there’s just something quite satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose.

Snot nosed egg separator.

To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes.

Looks delicious, right?

The booger egg white separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.

Snot nosed egg separator.

Inside of the bogeyman egg white separator are small holes in the man’s nose that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not large enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.

Snot nosed egg separator.

You can get this atrocity on Amazon, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Snot nosed egg separator.

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  1. Dandelionion May 27, 2019

    Lovely. Where can I get this ugly thing?

  2. Lolfosor May 27, 2019

    @Dandelionion There’s link in the post: https://amzn.to/2EuCV3L
    Don’t be lazy.

  3. Anonymous May 27, 2019

    Some people just can’t take the time to read things to the end :(

  4. Anonymous May 27, 2019

    @lolfosor some people just can’t take the time to read things to the end

  5. Daisy May 27, 2019

    Lovely. Where can I get this ugly thing?

  6. Primrose May 27, 2019

    Lovely. Where can I get this ugly thing?

  7. Luther May 27, 2019

    Lovely. Where can I get this ugly thing?

  8. Anonymous May 27, 2019

    Walmart

  9. Nik May 28, 2019

    Seems like a completely pointless kitchen item to me… just means more washing up after… whatever happened to just cracking the egg straight into the mixing bowl ? God Damn this has made me so angry i just want to smash it to pieces with a hammer !

  10. CheetoBenito May 28, 2019

    Lovely. Where can I get this ugly thing?

  11. Anonymous May 28, 2019

    You can purchase this on Amazon. $8.99.

  12. Anonymous May 28, 2019

    Nik. Just let it go. Think blue oceans small chirping birds. Calm will ensue ….

  13. Stan May 28, 2019

    eeeewww… I wonder if they make a model with sound effects.

  14. Anonymous August 26, 2019

    Reminds me of myself some days.

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