Snot Nosed Egg Separator: The Most Disgusting Kitchen Item Ever

If you’re looking for the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. The Bogeyman, as so he’s called is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.

Hilarious disgusting egg separator.

Not only is quite disgusting, but there’s just something quite satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose.

Snot nosed egg separator.

To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes.

Looks delicious, right?

The booger egg white separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.

Snot nosed egg separator.

Inside of the bogeyman egg white separator are small holes in the man’s nose that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not large enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.

Snot nosed egg separator.

You can get this atrocity on Amazon, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Snot nosed egg separator.

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  1. Anonymous December 28, 2019

    I love it! So funny!

  2. Anonymous December 28, 2019

    I want one

  3. Charles Foley December 29, 2019

    One of these should be sent to Sunny on that cooking show she is in with the three other chefs. It would be such a hoot!

  4. Anonymous December 30, 2019

    yeah…just what i want to see when i am cooking

  5. Sue December 31, 2019

    Amazon has them for $22.99. A little pricey for me.

  6. LizzyZee January 2, 2020

    It’s funny, but using your fingers is so much faster.

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