Whether you prefer sweet or savory, we have all the best classic American breakfast recipes listed here – from fluffy pancakes to scrambled eggs, from AR-15 to Glock 43. Scroll down and enjoy these photos of patriotic beautiful dishes and use them as an inspiration!
Why do Americans love guns so much anyways? Why do women love shoes? Why do babies love puppies? Why do politicians love corruption? They do because they do, and that’s all you need to know. What are you, some kind of a commie? What kind of question is that? Get it together, goddammit!
If you enjoyed this mouth-watering gallery, you will also love the gallery of Polish people who cosplay as Americans. They really nailed it.
26 thoughts on “Top 25 Popular American Breakfast Recipes”
This seems awfully tone deaf given the state of our union.
And they wonder why the rest of the world laughs at them!
This is not tone deaf, this is perfect timing to shine the light on America’s crazy gun laws.
Didn’t it say “humor site” somewhere? This is just sad.
The people who think this is tone deaf are in denial.
Its absurd, but also depicts the reality in a way.
pathetic–too afraid to eat alone.
Careful, this shit will kill you.
Tell me you have a small ween without telling me you have a small ween.
I am ashamed to say that I know people like this. They are not right in the head, and I say this as a gun owner. (I have two guns, a Mosin-Nagant and a Makarov, both vintage weapons)
Only in ‘Merica.
This is hilarious!! 🤣🤣
Most of the hand guns are facing the wrong direction.
Mmm. Makes me wanna get ducked up and go to Dennys
It seems American’s love their guns more than their children
There past time is shooting kids in school 🏫
Now that is Sad
To whoever came up with this: Eat the guns, leave the food.
Great to see all the triggered cowards here! Keep exercising the Freedom we gave you, no thanks necessary.
SAD and USELESS
Jesus on toast, surrounded by guns… yep, that’s America, alright.
Hey Patriot, we’re laughing at people like you…
don’t ever change guys. Screw European surrender monkeys.
Better to have a gun and not need it than to need one and not have it.
“hey we need the guns to combat all them feral pigs tearing up the countryside!” how ironic is that
It’s like a cross between a tayra and a sloth