Your 2022 Horoscope Has Arrived!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022. You might be surprised!

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

Your 2022 horoscope.

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  1. Koizoh Rível December 30, 2021

    Not entirely true, though. Even a distant supernova can cook us to ashes, for instance.

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  2. anon December 30, 2021

    ….So distant stars won’t affect my life in any way?

  3. Anonymous December 30, 2021

    Seems like social distancing just got levelled up this year

  4. Care Bear December 30, 2021

    My Grandpa was a psychic, but I don’t think he was very good. Grandma cheated on him for over 20 years… He didn’t see that coming.

  5. Harry Stottle December 30, 2021

    My girlfriend’s a medium. That’s about a size 12.

  6. Anonymous January 1, 2022

    She must love you if you think medium is about a size 12

  7. Johan January 1, 2022

    When I look at them I feel peaceful. How is that ‘not affecting me’?

  8. Tea January 2, 2022

    Boy, some fools will believe anything. I already know the stars don’t affect my life because my Magic 8-ball told me so.

  9. Adam Blufia January 10, 2022

    Apart from living on a planet that is *entirely* powered by a star.

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