Top 50 Hardest “Would You Rather” Questions

We analysed thousands of “Would you rather?” questions and put together a top 50 list of the hardest (and funniest) questions that will make you reeeeally think. This post will be extremely useful for those who are bored out of their mind or are currently taking a dump with phone in their hands.

1. Would you rather Jell-o wrestle nude in front of your family or wear a diaper and act like a baby in front of someone you have a crush on?

2. Would you rather be unable to tell difference between toddlers and muffins or change gender every time you sneezed?

3. Would you rather begin every sentence with “Hey idiot…” or end every sentence with “…Ha ha, I was just kidding.”?

4. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with an old lady and her 3 wet dogs or 3 fat men with bad breath?

5. Would you rather have only two long yellow front teeth like a beaver or no teeth at all?

6. Would you rather be stoned to death by pickles or drown in mayonnaise?

7. Would you rather have to watch your parents every time they make out or join in once?

8. Would you rather become 2% more like a goat every year or have everyone over the age of 80 try to kill you when they see you?

9. Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?

10. Would you rather save a child’s life and have everyone think you tried to kill him or let the child die and be remembered as the hero who tried to save him?

11. Would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 minutes or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days?

12. Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company or eat an entire stick of butter?

13. Would you rather drink all your food from a baby bottle or wear visible diapers for the rest of your life?

14. Would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

15. Would you rather own a dog in man’s body or a man in dog’s body?

16. Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

17. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime or talk like him for the rest of your life?

18. Would you rather have everything you eat tastes like boogers or have only one eye?

19. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise?

20. Would you rather drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb?

21. Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?

22. Would you rather go a month without internet or go a month without bathing?

23. Would you rather always smile at the end of a sentence no matter what is is, or always burp before every sentence?

24. Would you rather live all your life with an eyelash in your eye or spinach in your teeth?

25. Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you’re having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?

26. Would you rather get a face tattoo of something of your choosing or a tattoo in a discreet area chosen by someone else?

27. Would you rather wear jeans one size too small or shoes two sizes too big?

28. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

29. Would you rather only be able to watch one show for the rest of your life or only be able to watch the first episode of any show for the rest of your life?

30. Would you rather eat a stranger’s toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs?

31. Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?

32. Would you rather wake up with a different face but same gender or different gender but same face?

33. Would you rather sound like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck for the rest of your life?

34. Would you rather always have to sing instead of speaking or dance everywhere you went?

35. Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?

36. Would you rather run 10 miles in a foot of honey or run 10 miles in 8 feet of popcorn?

37. Would you rather have only one eyebrow or no eyelashes?

38. Would you rather forget your password every weekend for the rest of your life or forget your name every time you meet someone for the first time?

39. Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?

40. Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

41. Would you rather have your breath smell like a bad fart or have your laugh sound like a fart?

42. Would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?

43. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

44. Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?

45. Would you rather always talk in rhymes or sing instead of speak?

46. Would you rather wear hideous glasses that are perfect for your eyesight or flattering ones that make your vision a tiny bit blurry?

47. Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or only be allowed to wash your hair once a year?

48. Would you rather only listen to Justin Bieber for the rest of your life or only watch the Hallmark channel for the rest of your life?

49. Would you rather have a tattoo of a toilet around your belly button or a misspelled tattoo of your name across your chest?

50. Would you rather be a giraffe with a neck problem or a hippo with an allergy to mud?

7 thoughts on “Top 50 Hardest “Would You Rather” Questions”

  1. Re No. 8, I initially thought have everyone over 80 try to kill me because I could probably beat them, until I remembered my father is over 80.

  2. Umm, to almost all of these, I’d say, I wouldn’t put myself in a position to have to do either of those things. I’ve never had to choose between options remotely resembling any of these. Almost all of them are ridiculous.
    I was expecting real tough choices. Like, If your boss demanded you do something demeaning or immoral, would you quit on the spot and have to worry about finding another job before you lost your home, or would you do it and not quit until you found another job? Or, Would you marry someone with X serious flaw, or pass them by and risk being alone for the rest of your life? Etc.

  3. These questions are just to pass time and get you thinking… light heartedly.
    No one is really choosing between Mickey and Donald.
    It’s not a Headhunter sight.
    Calm down. Smile… maybe try laughing. Have some fun!
    A lot of over thinking, ‘too smart for their own good’ people need this type of thing decompress. 🙂
    I, love it 💕

Leave a Comment

Stay up to date! Follow us on Google News!

Also... We have an Instagram account and a YouTube channel.