This Company Sells Jeans That Look Like You Pissed Yourself

Is this for real? Yes, very much so. Wet Pants Denim is a real company that will sell you a pair of jeans that look like you just pissed yourself. New jeans will cost you $75, however you can send them jeans that you already own and they will piss-stain them for $30. From their website: “In an effort to reach a wider customer base and do our part to reduce textile pollution, we’re happy to provide the imagery of authentic urinary incontinence, on a pair of jeans that you already own, at a fraction of the cost.”

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

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These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

These jeans look like you justified pissed yourself, and will cost you $75.

In case you want to spend $75 on this weird product, you can order a pair of piss-stained jeans on Wet Pants Denim website, however we would suggest that you save your hard-earned money and just wet yourself daily in public for free.

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  1. Joe Biden May 26, 2021

    Derp.

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  2. Anonymous May 26, 2021

    Perfect for Matt Gaetz and Donald Trump. Actually never mind, on the day they get indicted, they’ll wet themselves.

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  3. Tea May 27, 2021

    What a scam.

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  4. Anonymous May 27, 2021

    What about these for women?

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  5. KLINK May 27, 2021

    Do they also sell Jeans with huge brown spots down to the knees
    on the backside??

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  6. Pickles May 27, 2021

    You can look homeless!
    You can look drunk!
    amount of smart humans
    has undoubtedly shrunk

  7. I gotta go May 27, 2021

    Next up: poop stains in the back.

  8. Your Name Here May 27, 2021

    Save money, pee in your pants yourself.
    Follow me for more money saving tips

  9. Wet Pants Denim May 27, 2021

    WPD here – thanks for all your kind words!

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  10. Anonymous May 28, 2021

    It’s definitely a great way to battle pickpockets.

  11. A fool and his money are soon parted May 28, 2021

    As it we needed proof that people will spend money on anything: Self- humiliation as humor.

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  12. hmmm June 2, 2021

    how it says “wet look,dry feel” lol

  13. Dino June 5, 2021

    These denims prove that there is no limit to bad taste and stupidity. Psichos.

  14. Goddess and slave owner June 5, 2021

    I needed this laugh. As a matter of fact I am laughing so hard I could almost pee in mine now…almost!…..except I do not do that…but if I ever did…do you accept donations?

  15. Some sneaky Bastard June 7, 2021

    I see what they are used for, costume party “No, really! They are dry! I can prove it! Touch my crotch!” sneaky Bastards

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