Picture the scenario. You’re God. You have just finished creating the world and now you want to fill it with some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks, and tails to butts…
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There are so few original thoughts. It’s okay.
OMG who cares… I laughed my arse off…
Old timey burglar is my favourite
Doggies are perfect. It’s humans who ruined them with their ‘pure breeds’.
That was perfect. LOL
Angel to God’s chef: What did you put in his brownies?
Some of them are hilarious
[god creating goats]
“make them fluffy and adorable with cute sideways eyes!
Ok!
“Now put giant curly fingernails on their head and make them eat tin cans!!!”
wtf?!?!
[God creating axolotls]
“Take a salamander and deform it-”
Ok-
“Now give it feathery gills and dot eyes.”
Yeah yea-
“NOW MAKE IT PINK!”
That’s gay-
Elaphant:take a rock and make it a warthog
Angel: WTF
God:and give them big ears
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