How God Created Animals

Picture the scenario. You’re God. You have just finished creating the world and now you want to fill it with some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks, and tails to butts…

How God created spiders.

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How God created kittens.

How God created snakes.

God creating platypuses.

How God created praying mantis.

How God created dogs.

How God created a turkey.

How God created seahorses.

How God created parrots.

How God created turtles.

God creating alligators.

How God created pigeons.

How God created ducks.

How God created raccoons.

How God created jellyfish.

How God created pandas.

How God created bees.

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  1. Anonymous November 20, 2018

    There are so few original thoughts. It’s okay.

  2. Anonymous November 21, 2018

    OMG who cares… I laughed my arse off…

  3. Raccoon November 26, 2018

    Old timey burglar is my favourite

  4. Anonymous November 30, 2018

    Doggies are perfect. It’s humans who ruined them with their ‘pure breeds’.

  5. Anonymous December 9, 2018

    That was perfect. LOL

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