How God Created Animals

Picture the scenario. You’re God. You have just finished creating the world and now you want to fill it with some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks, and tails to butts…

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10 thoughts on “How God Created Animals”

  1. [god creating goats]
    “make them fluffy and adorable with cute sideways eyes!
    Ok!
    “Now put giant curly fingernails on their head and make them eat tin cans!!!”
    wtf?!?!

  2. [God creating axolotls]

    “Take a salamander and deform it-”

    Ok-

    “Now give it feathery gills and dot eyes.”

    Yeah yea-

    “NOW MAKE IT PINK!”

    That’s gay-

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