Nothing: The Perfect Gift For Someone Who Has Everything

Give the gift of nothing to those who truly deserve it! Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

The gift of nothing.

And that’s what they’ll find in this package… nothing at all! The accompanying text carefully explains to the recipient what they’re holding: “Nothing, for the person who has everything”. And they’ll have to admit: nothing makes for a more original gift.

The gift of nothing.

Here are some of the customer questions answered by the creator of this totally useless thing:

Question: Can this stand in the way of my hopes and dreams?
Answer: Nothing can stand in the way of your hopes and dreams!

Question:Does it come with something?
Answer: It comes with plastic surrounding nothing.

Question: How much nothing nothing does it come with?
Answer: A fair amount of nothing for the price, if you’re willing to pay more than nothing for nothing.

Question: Does this come with a guarantee?
Answer: Yes absolutely… Comes with a guarantee of nothing.

The gift of nothing.

If you think that you need this in your life and want to pay money for nothing, you can order it on Amazon.

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  1. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    If you’d had a Walraffe… or a Girus?

  2. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    Not the girafalrus…

  3. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    Oh twitter my gosh! Look! Look!

  4. Anonymous June 7, 2021

    Exactly what Salvatore Garau sold recently as “art” for $18G.

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