Jokes That Are So Terrible, They’re Actually Funny

Some jokes are great, some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but these jokes are so terrible that… they actually become amazing! Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments!

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1FORREST1

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

A horse walks into a bar...

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.

What does a grape say after it's stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

What do computers snack on? Microchips.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it'd fall over.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

How long is a Chinese name.

What's the tallest building in the world? Library, cause it has the most stories.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bar tender here?"

How does a train eat? It goes CHEW, CHEW.

How do trees get online? They log in.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.


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  1. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.

  2. Anomymous February 4, 2019

    What is a cows favourite drink

    A smoooothie

  3. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    What did 0 say to 8
    Nice belt

  4. pete667 February 4, 2019

    What is a bald man in a canoe?

  5. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
    Aye matey.

  6. Anonymous February 6, 2019

    What’s green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
    A pool table.

  7. Anonymous February 27, 2019

    this is dumb and unfunny plz no

  8. Anonymous March 28, 2019

    What is pink, goes in dry and hard, comes out wet and soft?

    Bubble Gum, you dirty minded freak!

  9. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Why did the orange jump on to the knife?

    Because it wanted to squeeze all the juice out of it!

  10. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Why did the duck cross the road?

    I dunno you ask the duck

  11. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    What do you call a turkey that is pregnant? Nothing. Do you know why?

    Because Turkey’s are birds

  12. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    what sort of lights are on Noah’s ark

  13. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    why couldn’t the little girl get up in the morning?
    because she was dead…

  14. Emotional Hats April 27, 2019

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you.
    This one’s kinda sad but i made it up lmao

  15. Flappy Bird May 14, 2019

    Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
    ‘Cause it got hit by a bus. :)

  16. TruelyBetter June 2, 2019

    Why did the blind man get rejected when be asked out the woman?
    ‘Cause she was seeing someone…

  17. anonymous June 5, 2019

    When two friends went for a walk and it was poring down with rain the one friend said that his trowsers were soking and the other friend said you should have gone before you came out.

  18. Anonymous July 3, 2019

    Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    Right where you left it

  19. Anonymous July 12, 2019

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

    Lean Beef.

  20. Baby Mammut September 13, 2019

    Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.

    So I pushed her over.

  21. Baby Mammut September 13, 2019

    A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.

  22. Baby Mammut September 13, 2019

    What is yellow, and if it falls of a cliff it will kill you?

    A School Bus

  23. Baby Mammut September 13, 2019

    What do you call a fat cow?


  24. Anonymous September 16, 2019

    What do you get when you cross a pig and an elephant?

    An animal abuse lawsuit

  25. Anonymous September 16, 2019

    A deer, a duck, and a skunk all go out to dinner. When it came to paying, they realized that the deer didn’t have a buck to pay and the skunk didn’t have a scent, so they put it on the duck’s bill.

    This one is from my karate instructor so props to him.

  26. Anonymous October 15, 2019

    What did Steve(From minecarft) say when he saw a creeper?

  27. i am not anoinonous December 4, 2019

    two people walk into a bar….

    you’d think the second person would have seen it….. :)

  28. Anonymous December 14, 2019

    Whats brown and sticky a stick

  29. Anonymous December 14, 2019

    Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road
    Because it was stuck in a crack

  30. Anonymous January 8, 2020

    why did the man fall out the tree hes dead

  31. Anonymous February 10, 2020

    What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

  32. Anonymous February 10, 2020

    Why did he girl ask the mushroom to dance?
    Cause he was a fungi.

  33. Louis.Alston March 7, 2020

    Don’t make excuses for failure, just find a way for success

  34. Anonymous March 27, 2020

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef 🐄

  35. Anonymous April 1, 2020

    why are you dead
    because you are

  36. Anonymous April 23, 2020

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the adder side.

  37. Anonymous May 13, 2020

    what do you call a fish with no eyes

  38. I'm aware this joke sucks December 4, 2020

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sally who?
    Sally got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not Sally!

  39. Anonymous April 23, 2021

    How much does a chimney cost?

    nothing it’s on the house

  40. Tea May 9, 2021

    I love you all.

  41. JohnWonAToster July 13, 2021

    Where is Mary go after the explosion?

  42. JohnWonAToster July 13, 2021

    Jesus Told John, Come Forth and Win Eternal life.

    But, John Came Fifth, and won a toaster

  43. JohnWonAToster July 13, 2021

    I remember the last words My Grandpa said after he kicked the bucket.

    “How far do you think I can Kick this bucket?”

  44. Dhiya aira mustaza August 25, 2021

    wat do u call a body and nose

  45. Anonymous October 11, 2021

    A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk if they sold chap stick. She said yes, it costs $1.25. The duck said, just put it on my bill

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