Jokes That Are So Terrible, They’re Actually Funny

Some jokes are great, some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but these jokes are so terrible that… they actually become amazing! Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments!

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.


If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1FORREST1

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

A horse walks into a bar...

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.

What does a grape say after it's stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

What do computers snack on? Microchips.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it'd fall over.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

How long is a Chinese name.

What's the tallest building in the world? Library, cause it has the most stories.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bar tender here?"

How does a train eat? It goes CHEW, CHEW.

How do trees get online? They log in.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.



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  1. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was dead.

  2. Anomymous February 4, 2019

    What is a cows favourite drink

    A smoooothie

  3. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    What did 0 say to 8
    Nice belt

  4. pete667 February 4, 2019

    What is a bald man in a canoe?

  5. Anonymous February 4, 2019

    What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
    Aye matey.

  6. Anonymous February 6, 2019

    What’s green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
    A pool table.

  7. Anonymous February 27, 2019

    this is dumb and unfunny plz no

  8. Anonymous March 28, 2019

    What is pink, goes in dry and hard, comes out wet and soft?

    Bubble Gum, you dirty minded freak!

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