Jokes That Are So Terrible, They’re Actually Funny

Some jokes are great, some jokes are good, some jokes are bad, but these jokes are so terrible that… they actually become amazing! Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments!

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1FORREST1

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

A horse walks into a bar...

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.

What does a grape say after it's stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

What do computers snack on? Microchips.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it'd fall over.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

How long is a Chinese name.

What's the tallest building in the world? Library, cause it has the most stories.

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bar tender here?"

How does a train eat? It goes CHEW, CHEW.

How do trees get online? They log in.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

45 thoughts on “Jokes That Are So Terrible, They’re Actually Funny”

  1. What is pink, goes in dry and hard, comes out wet and soft?

    Bubble Gum, you dirty minded freak!

  2. What do you call a turkey that is pregnant? Nothing. Do you know why?

    Because Turkey’s are birds

  3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you.
    This one’s kinda sad but i made it up lmao

  4. Why did the blind man get rejected when be asked out the woman?
    ‘Cause she was seeing someone…

  5. When two friends went for a walk and it was poring down with rain the one friend said that his trowsers were soking and the other friend said you should have gone before you came out.

  6. A deer, a duck, and a skunk all go out to dinner. When it came to paying, they realized that the deer didn’t have a buck to pay and the skunk didn’t have a scent, so they put it on the duck’s bill.

    This one is from my karate instructor so props to him.

  7. two people walk into a bar….

    you’d think the second person would have seen it….. :)

  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sally who?
    Sally got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not Sally!

  9. Jesus Told John, Come Forth and Win Eternal life.

    But, John Came Fifth, and won a toaster

  10. I remember the last words My Grandpa said after he kicked the bucket.

    “How far do you think I can Kick this bucket?”

  11. A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk if they sold chap stick. She said yes, it costs $1.25. The duck said, just put it on my bill

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