46 thoughts on “Jokes That Are So Terrible, They’re Actually Funny”

  1. What is pink, goes in dry and hard, comes out wet and soft?

    Bubble Gum, you dirty minded freak!

  2. Why did the orange jump on to the knife?

    Because it wanted to squeeze all the juice out of it!

  3. What do you call a turkey that is pregnant? Nothing. Do you know why?

    Because Turkey’s are birds

  4. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you.
    This one’s kinda sad but i made it up lmao

  5. Why did the blind man get rejected when be asked out the woman?
    ‘Cause she was seeing someone…

  6. When two friends went for a walk and it was poring down with rain the one friend said that his trowsers were soking and the other friend said you should have gone before you came out.

  7. A deer, a duck, and a skunk all go out to dinner. When it came to paying, they realized that the deer didn’t have a buck to pay and the skunk didn’t have a scent, so they put it on the duck’s bill.

    This one is from my karate instructor so props to him.

  8. two people walk into a bar….

    you’d think the second person would have seen it….. :)

  9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sally who?
    Sally got hit by a bus.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Not Sally!

  10. Jesus Told John, Come Forth and Win Eternal life.

    But, John Came Fifth, and won a toaster

  11. I remember the last words My Grandpa said after he kicked the bucket.

    “How far do you think I can Kick this bucket?”

  12. A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk if they sold chap stick. She said yes, it costs $1.25. The duck said, just put it on my bill

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