We’ve all been in a situation where you’d rather lose complete consciousness rather than taking one more breath of someone’s fart. Luckily, someone had enough of their spouses flatulence, and invented these ingenious charcoal underwear pads that neutralize the smell of farts before they ever leave the trousers of the fartee. They’re called Subtle Butt, and they can actually work both as a gag gift, or as a real product for someone with farting problems. Specifically people with extremely deadly fart smells.
The fart neutralizing pads are simply attached to the outside of your underwear using an adhesive strip. Once attached it won’t look bulk or noticeable by anyone. As you fart, the stinky air will pass through this strip on the outside of your underwear, and the charcoal will filter the nasty smell from your gas.
The charcoal fart filter comes with 5 pads that are reusable for up to 6 months. It also comes with adhesive strips to use each time you wear it, and precise instructions on how to use it and apply the pad.
If you feel like this is something you need in your life, you can get it on Amazon… Obviously… Where else? Jeff Bezos own everything and everyone after all. And if you get and try them, please leave a review in the comments. We are really curious if this thing really works.
3 thoughts on “There Are Charcoal Underwear Pads That Neutralize Your Fart Smells, And They’re Called “Subtle Butt””
I prefer to share my farts.
A logical upgrade to the stillsuit.
How much do you fart to need this? Or is it more like, “I had onions with dinner, Craig’s gonna want me to use this tomorrow.”? Or maybe for those that are lactose intolerant that dare to push the limits!