Something we all have in common is that we’ve all been single at one (or many) points in our lives. And yes, views are evolving, but being single is still stigmatized. Just think about it, how many times have you heard “When are you going to settle down and get married?” or “When are you going to make me a grandma?” But why should single life be a drag? Here we have single people who it and deal with it in the best possible way – with humor! Scroll down for the funniest self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find!
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18 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Being Single”
I wasn’t single, but I was on my own for three weeks. I remember complaining to our cat about some atrocity on TV and I swear I could *literally* see her trying to be interested for my sake, but desperately wishing The Man would come home to once again take over this, his rightful duty.
Or maybe I was projecting. I don’t know. She was pretty expressive.
2005: The Internet
2022: The Webternet
2023 is better
Make this on September 26, 2022 please
2021 was last year, this year is 2022, 2023 is next year, 2024 will come afterwards!
Find this December please
On 15 December 2022
Posted 10 September 2022
Find me a calendar
this is inappropriate
Lark 2029 found his new home in August and September 2022
it’s been a freaking year and not even do
You don’t know what it means
See you tomorrow
Um, Anonymous, did you forget to take your meds this morning?
In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing to chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin’ limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin’ to do
Some machine’s doin’ that for you
In the year 6565
You won’t need no husband, won’t need no wife
You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
“In the year 2525” lyrics interesting posting, and in my opinion on point. Social media has widened the gulf between us immeasurably. “Back when I was a kid..”-(I know, horror!)- but back then you actually had to.initiate human contact painful as it was, and occasy, every once in a while, there was a good result: a friendship, a love…that’s all.over now. I pity young people these days, so many obstacles.