The Greatest “Shower Thoughts” Of All Time

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Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds begin an involuntary brainstorming session and we come up with the most brilliant ideas and, at times, weirdest thoughts. These ideas are commonly called “shower thoughts”, and we have collected the best of them here. Scroll down and don’t forget to leave your very own “shower thought” in the comments!

Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.

April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

Brushing our teeth is the closest we ever come to cleaning our skeleton.

Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, be thankful it's a yawn.

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

Dog food could say it's any flavor it wants, you're not going to test it.

We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

If a morgue worker dies they'd still need to come in to work one more time.

People who don't understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without a skateboard.

Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode.

Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every night.

If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.

The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers.

Technically, the mailman has never gotten in the house, so as far as the dog knows, his barking is working.

If you don't wear the right clothes when you go for a run, you look like an insane person.

The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.

There's a neverending waterfall of poo hidden inside every skyscraper.

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

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18 thoughts on “The Greatest “Shower Thoughts” Of All Time”

  6. Dogs are experts in human body language. They know when you’re upset, and understand what that means. If you’re upset that you hurt the dog, they do their best to comfort you and make sure you know it’s ok, in the same way you’re comforting it to let it know you didn’t mean to hurt it.

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  7. The first one is really mean, and I’m not even a dog person! A lot of these are pretty rude, but I still love the website.

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  8. You aren’t. I taste my cats’ dry food and I definitely prefer beef over salmon. Turkey is pretty bland.

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  14. My wife always gives me “the look” because I tend to touch the “do not touch” signs so I found the braille one to be especially funny.

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  15. The news is basically somone saying “good evening” or “good morning” and then giving you all the reasons why it is not.

    Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something.

    If you hit yourself and cry, are you weak or strong?

    Is the “s” or the “c” in scent silent

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