Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds begin an involuntary brainstorming session and we come up with the most brilliant ideas and, at times, weirdest thoughts. These ideas are commonly called “shower thoughts”, and we have collected the best of them here. Scroll down and don’t forget to leave your very own “shower thought” in the comments!
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Love the pug and mailman one
The gas nozzle one has been proven to be true.
deadass the dog one made me low key sad
I will not look at a skyscraper the same now. That’s a whole of poo that has to be wragled.
Apparently I am the only one who tests my animals’ food for taste….
Dogs are experts in human body language. They know when you’re upset, and understand what that means. If you’re upset that you hurt the dog, they do their best to comfort you and make sure you know it’s ok, in the same way you’re comforting it to let it know you didn’t mean to hurt it.
The first one is really mean, and I’m not even a dog person! A lot of these are pretty rude, but I still love the website.
You aren’t. I taste my cats’ dry food and I definitely prefer beef over salmon. Turkey is pretty bland.
Are these supposed to have some humor associated with them? They missed
I loved them all!
when filling up with gas never shake it more then three times at the end
I guess a yawn is a lot better then a fart, especially in a small room with a lot of people
But Farts are more fun
My wife always gives me “the look” because I tend to touch the “do not touch” signs so I found the braille one to be especially funny.
The news is basically somone saying “good evening” or “good morning” and then giving you all the reasons why it is not.
Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something.
If you hit yourself and cry, are you weak or strong?
Is the “s” or the “c” in scent silent
Along came a spider
You’re
I yawned at the yawning picture 😲
What happened to the poo on 9/11?