There are two amazing things in this life: eating and taking hot showers. Why not do both at the same time? That was probably the idea behind @GazpachoMachine Twitter account. He does brilliant reviews of the simplest and most ordinary food, and then posts a photo and a little accompanying text. From pizza to watermelon and pineapple, from ribeye to cotton candy, you can find absolutely everything your heart desires. You can also slide into his DMs and order a review of some special dish you like. For example, one follower asked the author of the page to eat pudding while in the shower. If you’re wondering what pudding tastes like under running water, it’s about 5/10. Scroll down to see our favorite reviews!