This Twitter User Is Shocked at Things That Occurred a Long Time Ago

Did you hear that people in China are building a massive wall? That someone just landed on the Moon? That some madman shot Franz Ferdinand? If you are completely shocked by these news, you will love @ShockedAtShit Twitter user who has made his life’s mission to fill your Twitter feed with random stuff that happened a long time ago, so you can be shocked with him.

GUYS SOMEONE LANDED ON THE MOON

BRUH THE SOVIET UNION COLLAPSED

GUYS JESUS DIED...

GUYS FLAPPY BIRD GOT REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE

THEY BURNED DOWN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA

NOOO HARAMBE DIED

GUYS PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE MAKING A MASSIVE WALL

SOMEONE CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST

YUGOSLAVIA COLLAPSED

PLUTO ISNT A PLANET ANYMORE

GUYS TOYS R US WENT BANKRUPT

GUYS PANGEA SPLIT UP

THEY SHOT FRANZ FERDINAND

SHIT THEIR WHERE PEOPLE IN THE TROJAN HORSE

SOME GUY NAMED ISAAC HAD A APPLE DROP ON HIS HEAD

OH MY GOD PLAY STATION RELEASED THE PS5

BRUH THE ROMAN EMPIRE JUST FELL

GUYS THE XBOX 360 CAME OUT!!!

POMPEII JUST GOT DESTROYED

THE TITANIC SUNK

GUYS THE USA BOUGHT ALASKA

GUYS WE FOUND FIRE

GUYS THE FIRST ANIMALS WALKED ON LAND

NO WAY SOMEONE INVENTED THIS CIRCULAR OBJECT AND THEY CALL IT A "WHEEL", STUPID NAME NGL.

OH MY GOD THE BIG BANG HAPPENED

8 thoughts on “This Twitter User Is Shocked at Things That Occurred a Long Time Ago”

  1. I had to read the Trojan horse one twice because spelling seems to be of no matter to him. How irritating.

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  2. PS – he probably got a lot of falsely horrified and sad responses to the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. I mean, a whole band at once? /s

  3. It was funny when Jim Carrey did the joke in Dumb and Dumber. He only did it once in the movie and then let it go. This post just beat a dead horse into pink mist.

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