Unfortunately There’s Now a Poop Tea Infuser

The poop industry is clearly booming, with things like the Poop Knife becoming so popular, it was only a matter of time that the poop market leaked into the tea market. Now, here we are introducing the Poop Tea Infuser.

Poop tea infuser.

It’s essentially a butt along with a pile of poo that sits in your cup brewing up your tea. It’s disgusting, yet oddly hilarious, but we still hate it and will still probably strongly advise against buying one.

Poop tea infuser.

This infuser works by placing your tea leaves inside the poo pile, then dunking the device into your tea mug. The butt will prop up on the side of your mug, while the stool sits at the bottom brewing up your tea.

Poop tea infuser.

Poop Tea Infuser is made from high-quality food-grade silicone which also has excellent heat resistance as well as cold resistance. The material is soft, non-toxic, and tasteless, so it won’t affect the flavor of your tea after using it. However, we must warn that it might affect what your friends think of you.

Poop tea infuser.

What are you thoughts on a this thing? Would you buy one? Let us know in the comments!

7 thoughts on “Unfortunately There’s Now a Poop Tea Infuser”

  1. With these two creative products (the poop knife and this infuser), Schumpeter must be rolling in his grave . . . .

  2. Currently Unavailable. No price listed. Regardless, I’d buy one. I use loose tea too.
    A good gag to pull on unsuspecting friends and rellies.

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